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the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
Also, for Humans are Space Orcs
We are freakishly perceptive. We are such a social species that we can read body language super well, so social in fact that we can sometimes instinctively pick up on the body language of other species. Other aliens had to learn the body language of the other species but humans somehow just know, and they don’t ever forget it either.
Not only that but we adapt so quickly, we tune out sounds that are constantly in the background so well that we can hear a sound that should be drowned out by it. We can tell how hard to pick something up or how much liquid is in an opaque container almost instinctively just my touching or lifting it.
[HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 2 SPOILERS]
After the latest episodes, I'm starting to believe that Vox tried to hypnotise Alastor after the flashback we saw. And he may have succeeded, for a while.
Alastor said that he respected Vox until he ruined everything. And yes, the scene we saw could be that. Clearly, Alastor didn't take the proposal well. But now we've seen Vox trying to hypnotise Valentino, a partner he's been with for years and has already agreed to do so many things for him. Even if it's a reaction to Alastor's words, he doesn't hesitate to break the trust they have.
The flashback cuts off before Vox reacts, but how can you say no to someone like him? I can perfectly imagine him automatically switching to using his power and telling Alastor that he said yes, and Alastor… believing him for a moment.
And why would it work on him? Because Alastor didn't expect Vox to do that, and I suspect he was drunk or at least in that happy state.
Do you remember what Mimzy said in season one about Alastor? He is a total sweetie!
He was drinking when we saw them. He orders another whisky right there on the scene. What if him being so friendly and trusting with Vox, apart from having some fondness for him, is because he was already in "kitten" mode.
(What if Vox misinterprets how he acts and thinks they're closer than they really are)
And why do I think it worked? The photo. Vox clearly has a more modern head. What if he managed to get Alastor to work with him for a while and the motive he copied so many things (the suit, for example), it's because he was creating a brand for both of them.
Alastor accuses Vox of using excuses and lies to get what he wants, what if he was wondering why he was teaming up with Vox but he kept messing with him until he managed to free himself completely?
We still haven't seen a single scene from Alastor's past told from his perspective. Mimzy tells us about his early days in hell, Rosie about his past on earth, we see Vox's version of what happened between them… and we still haven't had access to what was going through his mind at the time.
Patiently waiting for him to decide to speak and spill the tea for real this time!
ADDING ANOTHER THOUGHT: If you make him believe that he said yes and that he thinks it's a good idea, Alastor would be okay with being a partner even if he doesn't understand why. So if other people mentioned it to him, he would be confused about why he is doing it, but… that's what Alastor decided, right? At least until he realised that something was very wrong and saw the lie.
Alastor complains that his name no longer inspires as much terror as it used to, the hotel cast had to ask Mimzy for details… It is possible that Hell has forgotten that, for a brief period, Alastor and Vox were working together.
The "He asked me to join his team, I said no, and now he's pissy" could be speaking lightly about all this (Vox's breakdown being this attempt to force him to be a team until Alastor defends himself and that's the big fight where he almost beat him) or maybe can come later, when Vox teams up with Valentino but Alastor doesn't want to be part of that specific team and fight them.
Vox is the one who elicits the strongest reaction from Alastor when he is in his tower without people watching. If I were him, I would still be very angry about the topic, no matter how many masks and smiles he normally wears.
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if young justice had to take over santa does that mean that tim drake had to give people presents the same day he buried his mom or did he get a pass. or did that not happen yet
You know… I can’t stop thinking of a specific type of deaged Tim Au
One where Tim blinks awake and instead of Bruce and Alfred and Dick and Barbs in the cave with him it’s Bruce and a tall man in a red helmet, two teens, one in yellow and the other in a Robin suit. There’s also a couple of girls, one blonde, one with short black hair.
And everyone’s starring at him but Tim’s pretty good at rolling with the punches, so he sits up and waits for Bruce to make introductions and he looks at Tim and Tim looks back unflinchingly and so he does, “This is Jason,” and Tim looks at Bruce for confirmation. The man nods so he offers his hand and when Jason hesitantly shakes it, Tim says “Welcome Back” Jason blinks, in surprise? and just nods in response.
“This is Damian, my son” Tim looks at him and cocks his head, he doesn’t let it show on his face but he’s trying to put the pieces together, was he in the future? Has he been deaged? Has he been in a coma for several years? He doesn’t ask any of that, just “Talia?” after a moment and Damian nods, and Tim smiles at him, hand out “It’s great to meet you, hope our transition was smoother than all the other legacies” he jokes and Damian grimaces as they shakes hands and Tim laughs, not really amused, “Yeah, guess it wouldn’t be, would it?”
He ignores the weight of the silence and heavy the tension in the air.
Bruce nods to the other teen, who’s already reaching over to pat Tim’s shoulder, “Hey, Duke,” He introduces himself, “We’re all glad you’re alright man. Try not to do that again, will you?”
Tim nods, “I’ll do my best,” he promises, amusement clear. It’s reflected in Duke’s expression.
“My daughter, Cassandra” Bruce introduces the young woman with short black hair and she and the blonde hug him without much warning, “and her best friend, and one of yours, Stephanie.”
So not a coma, then. That makes sense, his body doesn’t feel different enough from… whenever he last was… actually…? He kind of wishes that they’d focus on introductions after telling him what’s going on.
He nods even as he relaxes slightly into the hug.
There’s something Bruce isn’t saying, something off about the way he’s emphasizing my but Tim chooses to ignore it.
They break the hug and Tim tries to be still, to be patient, to relax amongst the stranger’s surrounding him.
He doesn’t ask about Dick, or Barbara, or Alfred or Helena, even though he really, really wants to.
He is about to ask what happened when suddenly Dick is sliding past the door that is also a clock and racing down the stairs, skipping steps, and Tim lights up.
He’s older, his hair is different, but he’s Dick.
Tim jumps off the cot, stumbles a bit, but shrugs it off, even as several pairs of hands reach out to steady him and runs and throws himself at Dick.
He face plants into the others chest and Dick gathers him close, laughing in relief as Tim relaxes his weight fully, trusting his brother to keep him safe in a place that that’s never really had enough people to fill it up before but now feels suffocating.
Tim lets Dick pat him down, checking for injuries without much complaint.
The computer flickers on and Oracles green face pops up on the screen… there’s something that pings in his head when she breaths out his name but he ignores it in favor for pulling away from Dick to wave at her brightly, she says his name again but it’s happy and tearful all at once, telling him how close of a call it was… whatever it was that happened to him.
He then throws himself backwards where Dick is already ready to catch him and he laughs at Dick’s exasperated but fond exhale.
The others stare, in silence.
Tim avoids Bruce’s eyes, to be polite, the man is older and wearier than he was before, and Tim tries to not show it on his face.
Dick ushers him back to the cot and sits down on it with him, letting Tim rest against his side, arm around the fourteen year old’s shoulder.
Bruce isn’t the man he remembers him to be, a shadow in his eyes that Tim has never seen before, even as he kept the man from completely sinking into his grief with stubbornness alone.
There’s something off about Barbara, her voice subdued.
Alfred is notably missing and no one brings up Helena.
The blonde, Stephanie, is typing furiously, shoulders hunched like she was trying to hide behind Cassandra, though of course, she couldn’t, really, telling Tim there were others, even more people who wanted updates.
He feels off footed.
He says nothing.
He curls up to Dick whose talking, what he’s saying is important because it’s coming from Dick, but it’s not relevant to the situation he finds himself in currently so he lets his bother’s voice mostly wash over him as he takes in his ultra vigilant audience, tracking their movements and taking notes of their expressions.
There’s something off about these people.
He keeps it to himself.
At least Dick is here.
I enjoy characters, using drugs or pills in fanfiction. Yeah, it’s my guilty pleasure…
I’m not sure, but it might have started with the "Danny Phantom" fanfiction, where Danny constantly suffered from great pain due to his endless fights and thanks to it took painkillers. I borrowed that concept for my own fanfic, he-he /evil diabolical laugh/
Later, Leo Walker was using a heavy sedative in my story "Ra's Tomb" after a car accident had taken the lives of his parents and siblings (and Key was mad at him because of it, heh).
And what about Mark? He seems too calm given every shit that has happened to him. I have a theory that chamomile tea is fine for Viltrumites and Humans, but it acts like a powerful sedative on hybrids. However, no one knew about that affect because this type of hybrid is quite rare. So, Mark might also be on chamomile tea 🍵.
Anyway, I really like this trope!
drew this for pride a few days ago!!! (they're t4t bi4bi) :3
Bring back the WOKE!
Low energy meme

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this is me btw ok. bye
For all the incels who love to cry wolf❣️
why are there. men outside. on the loose. just casually walking. what is wrong with this world. you can't go on a peaceful walk cause you will always see a man somewhere. this is so wrong. this is wrong on so many levels. please keep them inside.
ive been slacking on my rotg fan duties so i bring these to the table
(bonus oc x canon bc i am free)
Small messy jack comic plus a scribble page and toothiana

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He’s sitting on broken glass (full on 🅿️atreon)
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"Get. Up."
TW: implied potential death/starvation
Caretaker had been working with Whumper for just over five years; he knew how things operated and how he handled nuisances like Whumpee. So when Whumper asked Caretaker to transfer Whumpee, it really wasn't a big deal. They both knew where Whumpee was going.
And that's how Caretaker ended up with Whumpee on a chain as they trekked through the forest.
"Whumper couldn't have had you drive me there?" Whumpee huffed from behind.
"Why? Do you honestly think that you deserve a rest?" Caretaker didn't bother to look behind him as it had been going like this for quite some time.
"After all the shit Whumper has put me through, yeah, I do."
"'All the shit,' do you mean putting a roof over your head and making sure you were fed?"
"You think he fed me?"
Caretaker didn't bother answering Whumpee. He knew that Whumper would occasionally starve him, but in all honesty, it was hard to see Whumpee as anything more than some annoying prick.
"Can we at least stop?" The breathless question landed on deaf ears as Caretaker yanked on the chain in his hand.
"No."
Caretaker tried to walk forward but felt the chain snag back. When he turned, Whumpee was on the ground with the leaves.
"Get up, Whumpee. I want to get home before it's dark." Caretaker gave another hard yank on the chain, which just pulled on Whumpee's arms. "Get. Up. Unlike you, I actually have a place to go back to, okay?"
Whumpee didn't respond, not with his usual snark.
Caretaker waited for a second before approaching Whumpee, taking notice of how bruises had started to form on his arms from the chain.
"Whumpee." Caretaker shook his body, and Whumpee's eyes opened just a sliver.
"Oookay...okay." Caretaker dropped the chain as he reached for his phone to call Whumper. "Hey, Whumper?"
"Yeah, what do you want?"
"Whumpee is down in the forest right now...I don't know what's wrong with him. I promise I didn't do anything, he just-"
"Oh no Caretaker it's fine, I know."
"You know?"
"Yes...Whumpee got a bad wound this morning that why I needed to get rid of him. A toy is no fun while he's healing."
"So what do you want me to do?"
"Nothing. If he refuses to stand, simply drag him. It'll make no difference; he'll be dead in a few hours."
Caretaker's heart dropped as he watched Whumpee turn his head into the dirt to conceal his tears.
"Okay. I'll make sure he gets there." Caretaker hung up the phone and put a hand on Whumpee's shoulder. "Listen, please get up. I really, really don't want to drag you."
A shaky breath left Whumpee, but he also gave no indication of standing up.
"Whumpee, please. Don't you want this to be over soon?"
At that, Whumpee turned his head to look up at Caretaker. His dirt-stained cheeks had tear tracks that went over his hollow cheek bones.
Caretaker left out a long sigh before lifting Whumpee in his arms and going back to the employee parking area.
"Where are you taking me?" Whumpee mumbled under Caretaker's chin
"I'm going to help you."