[ Your True God ]

GOOD NEWS! HES HAVING A GREAT TIME OUT THERE!

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!

I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.

Birds don't! Birds are cool!

But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.

Otherwise you haven't missed much.

Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.

Hes being weird. Really weird.

Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.

And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.

This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.

I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"

And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!

I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.

Birds don't! Birds are cool!

But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.

Otherwise you haven't missed much.

Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.

Hes being weird. Really weird.

Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.

And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.

This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.

I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"

And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!

I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.

Birds don't! Birds are cool!

But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.

Otherwise you haven't missed much.

Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.

[They lean over, plant a kiss on his forehead and gently ruffle the top of Kit's head]

You're doing well my son

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Congratulations!

May I suggest Johnson Jr's, or Simon, Riley, Michael, Greggs, Dudestone, Flinn, Samuel, Payden, Jacob, Hayden, Daven, Dave, Dave the magical cheese wizard, Gerald, Harold, Sara, Larry Jr.

. . .

But sure you can hold one of them. He's a little wriggly... I guess space octopus are like normal octopus in that way...

I am so covered in bites...

Anyway! Simon and Riley are the two that are always climbing on each other- yeah those purplish ones there- Riley is the one that's got the magenta spots.

Michael, Hayden and Sara are the teal ones- Sara has a lot of green banding on her, Hayden has like freckles? Their brown. Michael is just green.

Payden is that red to lime ombre one that's uh, on your foot... I'll get him- they are surprisingly not that slimy.

Flinn and Jacob are the grey and pink ones. Flinn is the grey one with pink spots. Jacob is the one who reversed that. Or maybe that's reversed.

Samuel! He's the biggest one- he's very aggressively yellow. He's very chill, though, I think.

Dudestone is the one that looks like a candy cane.

Harold is that lime green one that's kinda metallic shiny- reminds me of a bug.

Larry Jr is that really pale grey one who's staring onto the lamp... I uh.. I don't know why he's doing that... but I guess you've seen he riots if I turn it off.

Greggs and Gerald are both gold. There's not really any difference except size, Gerald is small, and Greggs keeps wearing him like a hat. I think that's just destiny now.

Daven is that one on the ceiling, he's uh- I don't know if he's blue and black or white and gold... and I'm not going to question it.

Dave is ironically white and gold... huh I picked that one well-

And Dave, the magical cheese wizard, is the brownish one that sat on top of my dice jail... I will have to teach him how funny that is one day.

[Gently rubs Dave's head]

Grandfather I believe would be the correct term given my title with the Seraphim, and Of course, I would be honored to be their grandparent. They're all beautiful

Oh speaking of, I know of another person of similar parental status of your own, Doomgod I believe you called him as well, though there's none if any left . . . Believe he'd have some good advice if you're ever in need of some

I have sadly not been able to locate Commander Valen since the battle in Immora. His designation as "The Betrayer" and because of his actions leading to the downfall of the majority of the Night Sentinel forces,Valen wouldn't be permitted to be within this facility.

. . .

I have sadly not been able to locate Commander Valen since the battle in Immora. His designation as "The Betrayer" and because of his actions leading to the downfall of the majority of the Night Sentinel forces,Valen wouldn't be permitted to be within this facility.

. . .

And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.

Hes uhh. Kinda my worst nightmare as a person.

He refuses to say my name. Like, I get it's a surname, but if you're not going to ask for my first name, why fucking-... Never mind.

He also followed me and my crewmates through different branches of the military. Somehow, I killed and revived Phillips (The only one who escaped), actually killed our original commanding officers in a mutiny to take over the ship in the first place.

He has enough blackmail that they gave us this space ship. That they fund his wild endeavours and yet he still- STILL Goes out looking for more blackmail and more things to hold over people's head. Including our group.

Hes since determined that I am the living bait. Which - yeah, okay. Immortal in a twisted sense, I get that. But dying still hurts - dying still gives me nightmares. DYING DIDNT STOP ME FROM HATCHING 17 ALIEN SQUIDS FROM MY BODY THAT ATE MY STILL LIVING FLe-oh yeah, I should really clean up that body. I kinda just left it in the hallway in a panic...

But if you see him, he's probably wearing blue or purple. He likes those colours... I'm more of a green guy myself...

And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.

Hes uhh. Kinda my worst nightmare as a person.

He refuses to say my name. Like, I get it's a surname, but if you're not going to ask for my first name, why fucking-... Never mind.

He also followed me and my crewmates through different branches of the military. Somehow, I killed and revived Phillips (The only one who escaped), actually killed our original commanding officers in a mutiny to take over the ship in the first place.

He has enough blackmail that they gave us this space ship. That they fund his wild endeavours and yet he still- STILL Goes out looking for more blackmail and more things to hold over people's head. Including our group.

Hes since determined that I am the living bait. Which - yeah, okay. Immortal in a twisted sense, I get that. But dying still hurts - dying still gives me nightmares. DYING DIDNT STOP ME FROM HATCHING 17 ALIEN SQUIDS FROM MY BODY THAT ATE MY STILL LIVING FLe-oh yeah, I should really clean up that body. I kinda just left it in the hallway in a panic...

But if you see him, he's probably wearing blue or purple. He likes those colours... I'm more of a green guy myself...

And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.

Hes uhh. Kinda my worst nightmare as a person.

He refuses to say my name. Like, I get it's a surname, but if you're not going to ask for my first name, why fucking-... Never mind.

He also followed me and my crewmates through different branches of the military. Somehow, I killed and revived Phillips (The only one who escaped), actually killed our original commanding officers in a mutiny to take over the ship in the first place.

He has enough blackmail that they gave us this space ship. That they fund his wild endeavours and yet he still- STILL Goes out looking for more blackmail and more things to hold over people's head. Including our group.

Hes since determined that I am the living bait. Which - yeah, okay. Immortal in a twisted sense, I get that. But dying still hurts - dying still gives me nightmares. DYING DIDNT STOP ME FROM HATCHING 17 ALIEN SQUIDS FROM MY BODY THAT ATE MY STILL LIVING FLe-oh yeah, I should really clean up that body. I kinda just left it in the hallway in a panic...

But if you see him, he's probably wearing blue or purple. He likes those colours... I'm more of a green guy myself...

We have conformation that the star of the Dark Pals episode will be Kit!

Kit after finding out how has to suffer through yet again more mascot horror (he's still mentally and physically scarred from Playtime Co.)

And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.