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So. Uhhh. Mitch can survive the vacuum of space.
GOOD NEWS! HES HAVING A GREAT TIME OUT THERE!
Bad news. I have no idea how he got out in the first place.
Uh- sorry uhm- can your kids teleport now?? Doom God, why is he out there??
Oh- don't ask.
Before I say anything. The kids are fine.
Now that's out of the way.
Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.
A very poorly timed clone memory loss.
Uhh your just supposed to put two sticks or smth on either side and wrap it right?
Also what happened-
OH MY GOD THATS IT!? how did I forget that-
Thank you! I really appreciate it.
And to answer your question.
A tree fell on me, and I dropped into a ravine.
HOW?? DID A TREE FALL ON YOU?? AND WHAT DID I MISS
Oh dude.
Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!
I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.
Birds don't! Birds are cool!
But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.
Otherwise you haven't missed much.
Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.
Other than that... nothing much has happened. I'm still technically quarantined from the others aboard the ship but that's nothing major.
Damn.... how's ur captain? Haven't talked to him in a while.
Hes- I have no idea. I'll be honest.
Hes being weird. Really weird.
Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.
And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.
This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.
I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"
And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"
Which is spine chilling.
what????...... I've never seen him like that... the hell is he on about?
I DONT KNOW!
It's concerning!
Have u asked him what's going on or...
Before I say anything. The kids are fine.
Now that's out of the way.
Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.
A very poorly timed clone memory loss.
Uhh your just supposed to put two sticks or smth on either side and wrap it right?
Also what happened-
OH MY GOD THATS IT!? how did I forget that-
Thank you! I really appreciate it.
And to answer your question.
A tree fell on me, and I dropped into a ravine.
HOW?? DID A TREE FALL ON YOU?? AND WHAT DID I MISS
Oh dude.
Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!
I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.
Birds don't! Birds are cool!
But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.
Otherwise you haven't missed much.
Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.
Other than that... nothing much has happened. I'm still technically quarantined from the others aboard the ship but that's nothing major.
Damn.... how's ur captain? Haven't talked to him in a while.
Hes- I have no idea. I'll be honest.
Hes being weird. Really weird.
Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.
And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.
This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.
I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"
And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"
Which is spine chilling.
what????...... I've never seen him like that... the hell is he on about?
Before I say anything. The kids are fine.
Now that's out of the way.
Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.
A very poorly timed clone memory loss.
Uhh your just supposed to put two sticks or smth on either side and wrap it right?
Also what happened-
OH MY GOD THATS IT!? how did I forget that-
Thank you! I really appreciate it.
And to answer your question.
A tree fell on me, and I dropped into a ravine.
HOW?? DID A TREE FALL ON YOU?? AND WHAT DID I MISS
Oh dude.
Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!
I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.
Birds don't! Birds are cool!
But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.
Otherwise you haven't missed much.
Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.
Other than that... nothing much has happened. I'm still technically quarantined from the others aboard the ship but that's nothing major.
Damn.... how's ur captain? Haven't talked to him in a while.

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can someone kiss me
[A figure in hooded cyan cloak appears before Kit]
[They lean over, plant a kiss on his forehead and gently ruffle the top of Kit's head]
You're doing well my son
[Then seemingly disappears into thin air]
oh- I... Huh? -
[All electronic equipment with screens/mostly cameras went staticy with that same cyan Kit briefly glimpsed]
can I kiss them vega
Before I say anything. The kids are fine.
Now that's out of the way.
Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.
A very poorly timed clone memory loss.
Uhh your just supposed to put two sticks or smth on either side and wrap it right?
Also what happened-
OH MY GOD THATS IT!? how did I forget that-
Thank you! I really appreciate it.
And to answer your question.
A tree fell on me, and I dropped into a ravine.
HOW?? DID A TREE FALL ON YOU?? AND WHAT DID I MISS
I'm a dad now... my kids hate me! BUT IM A DAD! IM FINE! IM FINE!
Anyone- anyone got any kid names? I can't think. On account of my face being lightly eaten.
[reconnecting to terminal]
Congratulations!
May I suggest Johnson Jr's, or Simon, Riley, Michael, Greggs, Dudestone, Flinn, Samuel, Payden, Jacob, Hayden, Daven, Dave, Dave the magical cheese wizard, Gerald, Harold, Sara, Larry Jr.
. . .
May I hold one?
How... how did you know how many I have?
But sure you can hold one of them. He's a little wriggly... I guess space octopus are like normal octopus in that way...
Here, you can hold Dave.. Finally, there are people on the crew with first names I actually know!
[A cloaked figure in cyan robes suddenly appears beside Johnson, points to the camera above them in reply, and then scoops up the wiggling baby Dave in their white robotic arms guilded with odd gold sigils]
Hello my little grandson Dave :-)
AH! OH oh okay... this is my life... yup. At least your not fleshy. They like to eat that.
I am so covered in bites...
Anyway! Simon and Riley are the two that are always climbing on each other- yeah those purplish ones there- Riley is the one that's got the magenta spots.
Michael, Hayden and Sara are the teal ones- Sara has a lot of green banding on her, Hayden has like freckles? Their brown. Michael is just green.
Payden is that red to lime ombre one that's uh, on your foot... I'll get him- they are surprisingly not that slimy.
Flinn and Jacob are the grey and pink ones. Flinn is the grey one with pink spots. Jacob is the one who reversed that. Or maybe that's reversed.
Samuel! He's the biggest one- he's very aggressively yellow. He's very chill, though, I think.
Dudestone is the one that looks like a candy cane.
Harold is that lime green one that's kinda metallic shiny- reminds me of a bug.
Larry Jr is that really pale grey one who's staring onto the lamp... I uh.. I don't know why he's doing that... but I guess you've seen he riots if I turn it off.
Greggs and Gerald are both gold. There's not really any difference except size, Gerald is small, and Greggs keeps wearing him like a hat. I think that's just destiny now.
Daven is that one on the ceiling, he's uh- I don't know if he's blue and black or white and gold... and I'm not going to question it.
Dave is ironically white and gold... huh I picked that one well-
And Dave, the magical cheese wizard, is the brownish one that sat on top of my dice jail... I will have to teach him how funny that is one day.
Uh, kids, meet your grand- oh god, I didn't ask your pronouns... Grandparent that works. Do you want to be their grandparent?
(He/They/It are Vega's pronouns /OOC)
[Gently rubs Dave's head]
Grandfather I believe would be the correct term given my title with the Seraphim, and Of course, I would be honored to be their grandparent. They're all beautiful
Oh speaking of, I know of another person of similar parental status of your own, Doomgod I believe you called him as well, though there's none if any left . . . Believe he'd have some good advice if you're ever in need of some
I wish you well in your journey within fatherhood
I had a grandfather once...
I'm- sorry for your loss? Also- Hi! How are you?
hiiiii! I would say I'm doing great but I am currently being held hostage. but its fine I'm strong I can get out of here. probably. maybe. hopefully
and who's your grandfather?
Hey father, seen Commander Valen lately?
I have sadly not been able to locate Commander Valen since the battle in Immora. His designation as "The Betrayer" and because of his actions leading to the downfall of the majority of the Night Sentinel forces,Valen wouldn't be permitted to be within this facility.
. . .
I can attempt contact if you're interested in speaking with him
PLEASE
Ok, I will reach out to the Night Sentinels to see if we can figure out his location from their intel.
OH THANK GOD! HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO THEM FOR.. EONS I THINK
Hey father, seen Commander Valen lately?
I have sadly not been able to locate Commander Valen since the battle in Immora. His designation as "The Betrayer" and because of his actions leading to the downfall of the majority of the Night Sentinel forces,Valen wouldn't be permitted to be within this facility.
. . .
I can attempt contact if you're interested in speaking with him
PLEASE

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Our strongest, bravest, most intelligent, beautiful,beloved demon bok choy associator hottest doomgod
What are your favorite flavour of Cheetos
Hmm.. I'll go with The Flamin hot crunchy cheetos
Been getting into a lot of coughing fits today. Fun!
what?
Currently, I have to convince my boss that I don't need him to visit my side of the ship because I'm completely fine.
And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.
I'm honestly surprised he seems even vaguely concerned. He asked how the kids were doing. And didn't sound sarcastic or creeped out.
Who is your captain anyway?
Captain Du'Mass (We all say dumbass but yeah).
Hes uhh. Kinda my worst nightmare as a person.
He refuses to say my name. Like, I get it's a surname, but if you're not going to ask for my first name, why fucking-... Never mind.
He also followed me and my crewmates through different branches of the military. Somehow, I killed and revived Phillips (The only one who escaped), actually killed our original commanding officers in a mutiny to take over the ship in the first place.
He has enough blackmail that they gave us this space ship. That they fund his wild endeavours and yet he still- STILL Goes out looking for more blackmail and more things to hold over people's head. Including our group.
Hes since determined that I am the living bait. Which - yeah, okay. Immortal in a twisted sense, I get that. But dying still hurts - dying still gives me nightmares. DYING DIDNT STOP ME FROM HATCHING 17 ALIEN SQUIDS FROM MY BODY THAT ATE MY STILL LIVING FLe-oh yeah, I should really clean up that body. I kinda just left it in the hallway in a panic...
But if you see him, he's probably wearing blue or purple. He likes those colours... I'm more of a green guy myself...
Anyway, yeah, he's uh- a character.
I think I know him before?? He seems familiar..
Whaaaaaaaaaaat.
I uh- Okay! Great. My boss knows god.
yup he does. I can't remember much but he talked to me once... Talking. About you guys.. I think.
Oh god...
I hope it wasn't anything awful.
oh it wasn't anything awful.. Maybe a little but-he talks about you a lot.
Currently, I have to convince my boss that I don't need him to visit my side of the ship because I'm completely fine.
And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.
I'm honestly surprised he seems even vaguely concerned. He asked how the kids were doing. And didn't sound sarcastic or creeped out.
Who is your captain anyway?
Captain Du'Mass (We all say dumbass but yeah).
Hes uhh. Kinda my worst nightmare as a person.
He refuses to say my name. Like, I get it's a surname, but if you're not going to ask for my first name, why fucking-... Never mind.
He also followed me and my crewmates through different branches of the military. Somehow, I killed and revived Phillips (The only one who escaped), actually killed our original commanding officers in a mutiny to take over the ship in the first place.
He has enough blackmail that they gave us this space ship. That they fund his wild endeavours and yet he still- STILL Goes out looking for more blackmail and more things to hold over people's head. Including our group.
Hes since determined that I am the living bait. Which - yeah, okay. Immortal in a twisted sense, I get that. But dying still hurts - dying still gives me nightmares. DYING DIDNT STOP ME FROM HATCHING 17 ALIEN SQUIDS FROM MY BODY THAT ATE MY STILL LIVING FLe-oh yeah, I should really clean up that body. I kinda just left it in the hallway in a panic...
But if you see him, he's probably wearing blue or purple. He likes those colours... I'm more of a green guy myself...
Anyway, yeah, he's uh- a character.
I think I know him before?? He seems familiar..
Whaaaaaaaaaaat.
I uh- Okay! Great. My boss knows god.
yup he does. I can't remember much but he talked to me once... Talking. About you guys.. I think.
Currently, I have to convince my boss that I don't need him to visit my side of the ship because I'm completely fine.
And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.
I'm honestly surprised he seems even vaguely concerned. He asked how the kids were doing. And didn't sound sarcastic or creeped out.
Who is your captain anyway?
Captain Du'Mass (We all say dumbass but yeah).
Hes uhh. Kinda my worst nightmare as a person.
He refuses to say my name. Like, I get it's a surname, but if you're not going to ask for my first name, why fucking-... Never mind.
He also followed me and my crewmates through different branches of the military. Somehow, I killed and revived Phillips (The only one who escaped), actually killed our original commanding officers in a mutiny to take over the ship in the first place.
He has enough blackmail that they gave us this space ship. That they fund his wild endeavours and yet he still- STILL Goes out looking for more blackmail and more things to hold over people's head. Including our group.
Hes since determined that I am the living bait. Which - yeah, okay. Immortal in a twisted sense, I get that. But dying still hurts - dying still gives me nightmares. DYING DIDNT STOP ME FROM HATCHING 17 ALIEN SQUIDS FROM MY BODY THAT ATE MY STILL LIVING FLe-oh yeah, I should really clean up that body. I kinda just left it in the hallway in a panic...
But if you see him, he's probably wearing blue or purple. He likes those colours... I'm more of a green guy myself...
Anyway, yeah, he's uh- a character.
I think I know him before?? He seems familiar..

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We have conformation that the star of the Dark Pals episode will be Kit!
@pstl-updates
I just screamed at the top of my lungs in the bathroom I'm sorry he's my boy and my darling and my stupid dumb dumb idiot.
Kit after finding out how has to suffer through yet again more mascot horror (he's still mentally and physically scarred from Playtime Co.)
WRONG ACCOUNT I KNOW BUT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS BEFORE??? BEFORE EVERYTHING WHAT WHAT OH MY GOD I'M FUCKING TWEAKIN. I'M FUCKING TWEAKING YO
Currently, I have to convince my boss that I don't need him to visit my side of the ship because I'm completely fine.
And yes, I know about the two other people. Their nice. Please don't think you can blackmail them. That's literally Doom God and Vega is- Idk, but Vega seems above Blackmail so it's probably not going to work out for you.
I'm honestly surprised he seems even vaguely concerned. He asked how the kids were doing. And didn't sound sarcastic or creeped out.
Who is your captain anyway?