I just. Do stuff

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Pools are fun! I can't swim very well, though. Hypocritical, I am aware. But I've always liked chilling in the shallow parts, and the whole crew knows I've talked about my time at camps as a kid and the water fights we'd have around the lake.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that the adults don't have alcohol either. C&C are already really flirty, I fear possibly seeing them drunk flirting.

Maybe that's why he ordered construction of a pool? Since you like them and all-

Oof- being the third wheel suucks.. I imagine they're flirty during missions too?

I can't imagine he'd waste blackmail on a pool, let alone a pool for me. That'd be dumb as shit. He's smarter than that.

You have no idea. It's mercy that We have separate com lines. Otherwise their flirting would be awful.

Eh- love makes people do stupid things sometimes, so it's not too far-fetched to assume Du'mass would blackmail someone for a pool—especially if it's one for you

I can imagine.. eugh.. getting sick just thinking about it-

HE SCALED YOU GUYS LIKE MT.EVEREST?? Oh thats—pfft—gold

Why would he do that for me? He didn't even know about the kids then...

And yeah, Dudestone did indeed scale us like a mountain. I love him, but it does give me heart attacks. He really likes nuzzling into my neck, though, and he's warm, so I forgive him.

What...

Oh god, fucking, damn.

Are you kidding?

SINCE WHEN!?

WHY ME?

Oh my god, his taste in men is shit...

I sorta bolted the moment it clicked...

I just need to figure out what I'll say.

And that needs space.

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Pools are fun! I can't swim very well, though. Hypocritical, I am aware. But I've always liked chilling in the shallow parts, and the whole crew knows I've talked about my time at camps as a kid and the water fights we'd have around the lake.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that the adults don't have alcohol either. C&C are already really flirty, I fear possibly seeing them drunk flirting.

Maybe that's why he ordered construction of a pool? Since you like them and all-

Oof- being the third wheel suucks.. I imagine they're flirty during missions too?

I can't imagine he'd waste blackmail on a pool, let alone a pool for me. That'd be dumb as shit. He's smarter than that.

You have no idea. It's mercy that We have separate com lines. Otherwise their flirting would be awful.

Eh- love makes people do stupid things sometimes, so it's not too far-fetched to assume Du'mass would blackmail someone for a pool—especially if it's one for you

I can imagine.. eugh.. getting sick just thinking about it-

HE SCALED YOU GUYS LIKE MT.EVEREST?? Oh thats—pfft—gold

Why would he do that for me? He didn't even know about the kids then...

And yeah, Dudestone did indeed scale us like a mountain. I love him, but it does give me heart attacks. He really likes nuzzling into my neck, though, and he's warm, so I forgive him.

What...

Oh god, fucking, damn.

Are you kidding?

SINCE WHEN!?

WHY ME?

Oh my god, his taste in men is shit...

I sorta bolted the moment it clicked...

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Pools are fun! I can't swim very well, though. Hypocritical, I am aware. But I've always liked chilling in the shallow parts, and the whole crew knows I've talked about my time at camps as a kid and the water fights we'd have around the lake.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that the adults don't have alcohol either. C&C are already really flirty, I fear possibly seeing them drunk flirting.

Maybe that's why he ordered construction of a pool? Since you like them and all-

Oof- being the third wheel suucks.. I imagine they're flirty during missions too?

I can't imagine he'd waste blackmail on a pool, let alone a pool for me. That'd be dumb as shit. He's smarter than that.

You have no idea. It's mercy that We have separate com lines. Otherwise their flirting would be awful.

Eh- love makes people do stupid things sometimes, so it's not too far-fetched to assume Du'mass would blackmail someone for a pool—especially if it's one for you

I can imagine.. eugh.. getting sick just thinking about it-

HE SCALED YOU GUYS LIKE MT.EVEREST?? Oh thats—pfft—gold

Why would he do that for me? He didn't even know about the kids then...

And yeah, Dudestone did indeed scale us like a mountain. I love him, but it does give me heart attacks. He really likes nuzzling into my neck, though, and he's warm, so I forgive him.

What...

Oh god, fucking, damn.

Are you kidding?

SINCE WHEN!?

WHY ME?

Oh my god, his taste in men is shit...

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Pools are fun! I can't swim very well, though. Hypocritical, I am aware. But I've always liked chilling in the shallow parts, and the whole crew knows I've talked about my time at camps as a kid and the water fights we'd have around the lake.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that the adults don't have alcohol either. C&C are already really flirty, I fear possibly seeing them drunk flirting.

Maybe that's why he ordered construction of a pool? Since you like them and all-

Oof- being the third wheel suucks.. I imagine they're flirty during missions too?

I can't imagine he'd waste blackmail on a pool, let alone a pool for me. That'd be dumb as shit. He's smarter than that.

You have no idea. It's mercy that We have separate com lines. Otherwise their flirting would be awful.

Eh- love makes people do stupid things sometimes, so it's not too far-fetched to assume Du'mass would blackmail someone for a pool—especially if it's one for you

I can imagine.. eugh.. getting sick just thinking about it-

HE SCALED YOU GUYS LIKE MT.EVEREST?? Oh thats—pfft—gold

Why would he do that for me? He didn't even know about the kids then...

And yeah, Dudestone did indeed scale us like a mountain. I love him, but it does give me heart attacks. He really likes nuzzling into my neck, though, and he's warm, so I forgive him.

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Pools are fun! I can't swim very well, though. Hypocritical, I am aware. But I've always liked chilling in the shallow parts, and the whole crew knows I've talked about my time at camps as a kid and the water fights we'd have around the lake.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that the adults don't have alcohol either. C&C are already really flirty, I fear possibly seeing them drunk flirting.

Maybe that's why he ordered construction of a pool? Since you like them and all-

Oof- being the third wheel suucks.. I imagine they're flirty during missions too?

I can't imagine he'd waste blackmail on a pool, let alone a pool for me. That'd be dumb as shit. He's smarter than that.

You have no idea. It's mercy that We have separate com lines. Otherwise their flirting would be awful.

Eh- love makes people do stupid things sometimes, so it's not too far-fetched to assume Du'mass would blackmail someone for a pool—especially if it's one for you

I can imagine.. eugh.. getting sick just thinking about it-

HE SCALED YOU GUYS LIKE MT.EVEREST?? Oh thats—pfft—gold

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Pools are fun! I can't swim very well, though. Hypocritical, I am aware. But I've always liked chilling in the shallow parts, and the whole crew knows I've talked about my time at camps as a kid and the water fights we'd have around the lake.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that the adults don't have alcohol either. C&C are already really flirty, I fear possibly seeing them drunk flirting.

Maybe that's why he ordered construction of a pool? Since you like them and all-

Oof- being the third wheel suucks.. I imagine they're flirty during missions too?

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

I think he's always liked us in his own weird way... I mean, he's very strange, but if he didn't like us, I don't think we'd all be alive.

I mean he clearly has some ability to keep people alive somehow. I think. Idk. It hurts my brain to think about...

As for the pool? I assume it was a "If you fuck up you don't get to go in the pool" thing more than anything. Which... would be wildly unfair. I love pools.

I suppose so.. or he'd just blackmail C&C and specifically kill you lmao- having no blackmail and all that

You love pools?? Did you ever tell anyone that during a mission or smth? I personally don't like them bc I can't swim-

And alcohol can make people do very stupid things!! Like spilling secrets on what blackmail you have perchance

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

And to quote Du'mass, "Part of what I like about you is how deep I need to dig to find anything you might fear others knowing."

I've been comforted by knowing that he's continually failing. He had one thing and that turned out to be mostly him teasing me for not being worth blackmailing.

And yeah, the pool is recent! Apparently, it was already a plan, and then I hatched out 17 squids, and that was peak. "Wonderful Johnson won't fall into the large hole we've dug out -" time and now it's finished!

Didn't take long at all.

And. Du'mass likes you now, huh. Still weird to think. Does he treat Connor and Carter the same way or is he still "strict" with them?

And- figured that was when it was built! If it was a plan for a while, why did he want a pool before the 17 kids?

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

I'm sure wherever he is, he's happy, he deserved a good ending. We just didn't agree on future life stuff that you kinda need to agree on for a relationship to work.

Oh the kids swim amazingly! Squids. But they just want to put the acids into the pool and that is an awful idea.

Yeah Du'mass is still being weird.

But it's chill. It's nice. The pools cool, too!

The level of blackmail this man has is honestly so fascinating. He can't tell us what he has on people, but I wish he could because I'm so curious now.

And, I mean, the higher-ups probably committed like- tax fraud or something

Do you think he'd know about your past?- actually.. you don't strike me as the type of guy to do something worth blackmailing

Today is kinda the anniversary of my exes' death.

Which is funny. Because it's been a really long time. But Connor and Carter decided we needed to celebrate.

So now I'm sat in the common area, watching as Carter is trying desperately to convince the kids that the pool isn't a good place to put Adam and Susan.

And Connor is explaining to Du'mass that Phillips and I dated for like a year in basic training, he's flipflopping between apologising and laughing at the stories.

This is incredibly chill.

I hope they've found happiness and peace wherever they are, dead or alive

Thought your kids could swim ngl- mostly due to the fact that they kinda look like an octopus/squid

Also, Du'mass? Apologizing? I get that he's been acting weird but like.. That's extra weird

Glad you're having a nice time!! Quiet is rather rare to experience

Mission is over! Oh, thank fucking god, I was so done after I broke my leg.

I obviously thanked Captain for being weirdly nice, and that went well? It was confusing.

Hes weird.

And still kinda scary.

I invited him in to properly meet the kids, and he freaked out. Okay, freaked out is the wrong words.

He said he "wouldn't want to intrude" and started going off about being "a bad influence" on the kids which I couldn't exactly argue but- I'm not the best influence on my own kids- they act so much like me sometimes and I want them to have new influences.

There is no need for 17 more nervous wrecks on this ship. Plus, I think him and Janus would get along really well- especially since Captain does understand different codes and technologies that Janus is really excited by.

He said he's not good with kids.

And I thought he was being silly, and said as much, so mentioned that I remembered him holding Greggs and Sara when they first clawed their way out of my suit and how he'd calmed them down and pointed out how that was him being good with kids.

And he kinda went quiet, then got all smiley and puzzled, looking sighed, wished me a good evening, and left.

Also- that is pretty weird..

Maybe it would be better if you introduced Janus first? I mean- seeing 17 kids isn't exactly.. underwhelming, and they could learn some stuff about the codes!

Also- he calmed down Greggs and Sara?? That's adorable!!

I have such brave kids

I could do that! Janus does want to chat so I'll ask.

The only two downsides to trying to talk to him is

He always assumes I'm gathering blackmail.

Someone else will have to watch the kids. And that's a lot of kids to watch.

And idk. I don't want him to assume it's the first one. He's being weird, but it's nice. I kinda like it? It's comforting?

Weird! Do not get me wrong.

I do not know why I'm telling you all this...

Of course he assumes you're trying to get blackmail... why wouldn't he?-

Im- glad the weirdness is comforting!-

I hope you can find some way to.. talk to him! I doubt the guys in charge of super-earth appreciate lack of team communication.. aha..

Wait! My kids are awesome! They'll be fine!

I could always ask for a day off, too.

Might be nice.

I'll find some way to have a conversation it'd be insane if I couldn't.

And yeah Greggs and Sara are the oldest.

You guys can have days off?? I always figured super-earth would have like. Nothing.- I guess a job that involves dying a bunch kinda has to have a lot of benefits..

At this point, I think i'll go insane if you guys don't have a conversation-

They- pfft- I'm sorry that was probably very painful it just- sounds weirdly funny to me-

Mission is over! Oh, thank fucking god, I was so done after I broke my leg.

I obviously thanked Captain for being weirdly nice, and that went well? It was confusing.

Hes weird.

And still kinda scary.

I invited him in to properly meet the kids, and he freaked out. Okay, freaked out is the wrong words.

He said he "wouldn't want to intrude" and started going off about being "a bad influence" on the kids which I couldn't exactly argue but- I'm not the best influence on my own kids- they act so much like me sometimes and I want them to have new influences.

There is no need for 17 more nervous wrecks on this ship. Plus, I think him and Janus would get along really well- especially since Captain does understand different codes and technologies that Janus is really excited by.

He said he's not good with kids.

And I thought he was being silly, and said as much, so mentioned that I remembered him holding Greggs and Sara when they first clawed their way out of my suit and how he'd calmed them down and pointed out how that was him being good with kids.

And he kinda went quiet, then got all smiley and puzzled, looking sighed, wished me a good evening, and left.

Also- that is pretty weird..

Maybe it would be better if you introduced Janus first? I mean- seeing 17 kids isn't exactly.. underwhelming, and they could learn some stuff about the codes!

Also- he calmed down Greggs and Sara?? That's adorable!!

I have such brave kids

I could do that! Janus does want to chat so I'll ask.

The only two downsides to trying to talk to him is

He always assumes I'm gathering blackmail.

Someone else will have to watch the kids. And that's a lot of kids to watch.

And idk. I don't want him to assume it's the first one. He's being weird, but it's nice. I kinda like it? It's comforting?

Weird! Do not get me wrong.

I do not know why I'm telling you all this...

Of course he assumes you're trying to get blackmail... why wouldn't he?-

Im- glad the weirdness is comforting!-

I hope you can find some way to.. talk to him! I doubt the guys in charge of super-earth appreciate lack of team communication.. aha..

Mission is over! Oh, thank fucking god, I was so done after I broke my leg.

I obviously thanked Captain for being weirdly nice, and that went well? It was confusing.

Hes weird.

And still kinda scary.

I invited him in to properly meet the kids, and he freaked out. Okay, freaked out is the wrong words.

He said he "wouldn't want to intrude" and started going off about being "a bad influence" on the kids which I couldn't exactly argue but- I'm not the best influence on my own kids- they act so much like me sometimes and I want them to have new influences.

There is no need for 17 more nervous wrecks on this ship. Plus, I think him and Janus would get along really well- especially since Captain does understand different codes and technologies that Janus is really excited by.

He said he's not good with kids.

And I thought he was being silly, and said as much, so mentioned that I remembered him holding Greggs and Sara when they first clawed their way out of my suit and how he'd calmed them down and pointed out how that was him being good with kids.

And he kinda went quiet, then got all smiley and puzzled, looking sighed, wished me a good evening, and left.

Also- that is pretty weird..

Maybe it would be better if you introduced Janus first? I mean- seeing 17 kids isn't exactly.. underwhelming, and they could learn some stuff about the codes!

Also- he calmed down Greggs and Sara?? That's adorable!!

Mission is over! Oh, thank fucking god, I was so done after I broke my leg.

I obviously thanked Captain for being weirdly nice, and that went well? It was confusing.

Hes weird.

And still kinda scary.

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!

I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.

Birds don't! Birds are cool!

But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.

Otherwise you haven't missed much.

Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.

Hes being weird. Really weird.

Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.

And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.

This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.

I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"

And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"

It's so unfair to them for him to assume that their dangerous. Their just children. They didn't know any better when they hatched but they do now! They haven't hurt anyone!

Also- I meant that he might uh.. wanna make amends? For how much bs he put you through..?

Like trying to say sorry without actually saying sorry and instead being friendly and protective and shit

It's weird though. He doesn't need to get protective all of a sudden. I'm literally a soldier! I was in the military! I know what I'm doing!

But it would be nice.

Oh, and I'm Pansexual. Really never cared about a partner or other persons gender so long as their a good person you know?

Also, good to know super earth is inclusive! Atleast that's a plus! Don't like the idea of dying over and over tho-

And- maybe you should ask him why he's being protective? I mean- I'm kinda just speculating here so-

My conversation skills are extremely limited, but atleast this counts as socializing-

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!

I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.

Birds don't! Birds are cool!

But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.

Otherwise you haven't missed much.

Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.

Hes being weird. Really weird.

Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.

And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.

This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.

I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"

And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"

It's so unfair to them for him to assume that their dangerous. Their just children. They didn't know any better when they hatched but they do now! They haven't hurt anyone!

Also- I meant that he might uh.. wanna make amends? For how much bs he put you through..?

Like trying to say sorry without actually saying sorry and instead being friendly and protective and shit

It's weird though. He doesn't need to get protective all of a sudden. I'm literally a soldier! I was in the military! I know what I'm doing!

But it would be nice.

Oh, and I'm Pansexual. Really never cared about a partner or other persons gender so long as their a good person you know?

Also, good to know super earth is inclusive! Atleast that's a plus! Don't like the idea of dying over and over tho-

And- maybe you should ask him why he's being protective? I mean- I'm kinda just speculating here so-

Now that's out of the way.

Anyone know a good way to splint a leg? I did know this I sware. I took the training. But I think I'm having a clone memory gap thing again.

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

And to answer your question.

Me and nature. Are uh. Mortal enemies!

I guess. Trees hate Me. Squirrels hate me. A lot of other things hate me.

Birds don't! Birds are cool!

But yeah. Trees kinda just drop on me from time to time, and I just deal with the consequences.

Otherwise you haven't missed much.

Oh- the kids can kinda talk now. One of them is non binary and is called Janus (I have their permission to use that version name), and two others are considering a name change but didn't give me details.

Hes being weird. Really weird.

Like. Not using me as bait today levels of weird.

And calling me by my actual name levels of weird.

This isn't normal. NOT THAT I WANT TO DIE! It's just.

I was prepared for "JANET GO JUMP IN THE LINE OF FIRE TO BUILD A SAFE BRIDGE FOR US TO WALK OVER WITH YOUR CORPSE"

And now it's "Johnson stay behind me -"

It's so unfair to them for him to assume that their dangerous. Their just children. They didn't know any better when they hatched but they do now! They haven't hurt anyone!

Also- I meant that he might uh.. wanna make amends? For how much bs he put you through..?

Like trying to say sorry without actually saying sorry and instead being friendly and protective and shit