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She looked cute like .5 seconds before this derpy ass photo was taken

#cat #cat memes #derpycats #derpcat #derp #wtf Minnie #you looked so cute

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Working retail is such a rollercoaster, cause like one moment a kid is asking you what girls like because he needs to pick something out for his church secret santa, and the next you're trying to lure out a crackhead from the womens underwear section so you can go home. There is literally no chill at all.

#retail #working #secret santa #crackhead #why does security leave 2 hours before closing #we needed you #we were scared #no chill

The difference between my friends is astounding. 2 of them replied to my snap about going to my sisters last Christmas performance, and one was about how bittersweet it is in a well articulated, yet heartfelt, message, and the other one just resoponded with "the last melon".

#friends #christmas #y'alls responses are the best #the last melon #snapchat #thanks guys

goodbiprincess

Me: *slightly offends friend* You can’t let me go, can you? ;)

Friend: Excuse you! You’re the one holding on to me. Stop denying the truth. You’re a furry and the one holding on!!!

Me:

hasissue

You say you're not a furry, but I have a question. How many pairs of cat ears do you have?

goodbiprincess

THEY ARE MADE OF WIRE!! THEY DO NOT COUNT!!!

happygrasssmell

Ah, but dont they?

OnE NotEcArD iS aLloWeD

#chemistry #chem3A #chem #science #college life #college #professor #you can have one notecard #finals #test

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I have been robbed

So, this morning, I awake to a frantic message from my friend @happygrasssmell with a sinister picture. It is a photoshopped image of a cat face on a shark body.

Now, most probably think, "Alright, and?"

The problem is that I, MANY YEARS AGO, dreamt of a cursed creature and drew it out for all to see, creating what I call Cat Shark

I AM COMPLETELY ENRAGED THAT MY CURSED CREATION WAS SOMEHOW LEAKED AND NOW SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS MY CHILD. IT IS OUTRAGEOUS TO SAY THE LEAST

I just thought I would share that story with everyone. Also, thoughts on whether I should patent my other awful creations as to not go through this again?????

happygrasssmell

Justice fo Cat Shark!

#cat shark #shark #she made this 3 years ago #creature #dream #time for a patient #justice for Cat Shark

here’s the deal y’all. little kids coming to college campuses is great and all, but i don’t pay thousands of dollars in tuition to wait in a 20 minute coffee line. not cool fam

#college #college life #coffee #kids #field trip #kill me #im also not about to walk in the grass because you decided to bring 200 ten year old children that take up the whole sidewalk #im not above pushing small children

My Achilles heel.....

#achilles heel #subscriptionaddiction #subscription service #monthly subscription #money #i need money #im a whole dumbass #im a slut for that shit #boxes #monthly

stillhidden

Proof that Jughead is about 80% of Archie’s impulse control. Every time Jughead goes away to another school, Archie goes rogue.

heytherejones

this is the best thing I’ve read today

happygrasssmell

*Jughead leaves for 5 minutes*

Archie:

My Sister: "I know its only November 5th, but I'm putting on A Christmas Story"

Me: "It's ok, it's November 6th"

#a christmas story #a christmas movie christmas #november #fall #winter #christmas #cold #sister #my sis and me #merry xmas #you'll shoot your eye out

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Why yes, I do have a midterm in every class this week

#friends #chandler #sad #that point in the semester #college life #when it hasn't been your day #ill be there for you

You can almost hear his inner screams. Same little pumpkins boy...... same

#spooktacular #spooky #spooktober #pumpkin carving #smiley face #carved pumpkin #hand carved #dremel pumpkin carving #cute #halloween

when it gets anywhere below 75 in central California

#star wars #funny memes #memes #california #hot #fall #madera #fresno

Literature is a life in itself, always growing and changing with time, always building rings onto old stories.

#plants #literature #lit #book #learn #reading #aestethic #sprout #tree #shadowhunters

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existential crisis?

The other day, my brother said that sparkling water tastes like the feeling of hitting your funny bone. Honestly my mental sanity has been in exponential decline since I realized he’s right....

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