the happy years

make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself

i hope your ship goes canon is basic. i hope your fifteen year long rpf conspiracy goes canon in a forty five minute video where they make fun of you the entire time is scary. it happened to me

Community is so important she said self isolatingly

black sails is like my ideal show in terms of gay characters bc the gay women are fucking and sucking constantly and engaging in dyke drama that amounts to playing 5d chess blindfolded and the gay men are playing repression olympics and exclusively pining and mourning and yearning from afar and always reaching for what they can’t (or won’t let themselves) have. like exactlyyyyyyyy

my moots could post "doing 90 in a school zone #smirnoffmorning" and i'd support them but the rest of you are on thin ice

can’t a woman just run a flop blog in peace?

i fear the battle is lost at this point but i still flinch every time i see "gay panic" used as a cute positive phrase. Like let's go on say wikipedia.org for a second and try typing that one in folks