aphrodite kid

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

if i was walking down a street and a soothsayer told me beware the ides of march and then on the ides of march my wife was like "oh my god i had a horrible nightmare don't go outside" i simply would not go outside. rip to caesar but i'm different

Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

system of a clown. you ever think of that

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

Trying to explain nbc hannibal to others has made me more insane than the actual show ever could

Like yes the dialogue really does sound like two 18th century vampires sharing a blunt. Every sex scene is harder to watch than any of the murders. None of the batshit lines you've heard of are taken out of context. No I'm not making any of this up. No I'm not "reading into things". Please believe me. Frothing at the mouth trying to describe this show in a comprehensible way.

All of the "tell me, Will" jokes were true. Every single one.

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything