That One Dude

where are my museum gift shop memes

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

incredible

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

Noah fence but everyone in the comments is wrong…smoke alerts bees to impending danger so they go into the hives to collect as much honey as they can in case their home suddenly catches fire…it does not “calm them down”, if anything it makes them more alert as they’re ready to leave at any moment. it does not “knock them out”, what evolutionary process do you think would favor an animal that passes out at the slightest hint of smoke rather than escaping? beekeepers use smoke bc it distracts the bees so they become more concerned with getting ready to escape than they are with someone raiding their hive

ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it

me, gracefully pushing canon out the window : this does NOT SPARK JOY

THEY CALL ME TITTY SQUEEZE MCGEE

The difference between staff and clowns is that clowns do their fucking job

SCALPED