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why do all the littlest pet shop hamsters look like people

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

don’t fucking heal me

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

im a wifegirl. im a male. im your every thing. im unemployed .

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

reblog this and tell me in the tags how bad your spotify is

As the french say............ Celebi.

This post and the "merci goku" one have ruined me I can't stop saying either one and I'm not even Fr*nch

*develops a crush on you. but like. evilly, of course.*

people on here take everything so seriously. i could say i support murder and theyd be like “wahhh my parents were murdered” like shut up i just think murder is funny

dabi n hawks going through the messiest break up rn thats what u get from having two capricorns dating