╳ princess sarcasm ╳

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                                                This blog is officially archived && is now over here

                                                This blog is officially archived && is now over here

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My point is, you were ALWAYS fantasizing about meeting your prince charming. I was happy just to share a cardboard castle with you && it wasn’t until we kissed in the gym that I realized why. I’ve been in LOVE with you since the day we met && suddenly we were pretending to be a couple && there was hand-holding && kissing && threesomes. I started to have hope, HOPE that you were realizing your prince charming was PRINCESS SARCASM. But when that hope died, my heart broke && I was hurt && angry && I just wanted to cause you PAIN. && then I got drunk && Liam was there like a human sledgehammer. && then I sobered up && I knew I made the biggest mistake of my life. && I KNEW that if you found out, this would happen. Not the jail part, the you-hating-me part.

So I can have an S&M dungeon in our garage, but I can’t fall in love with my best friend because she’s female?

girl/girl ships ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

How does this bitch get a free                              pass and I get burned at the stake?

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