just a girl

where can I purchase some dense fog for room decor

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

if i was a pole dancer i would have a routine called "rat apocalypse" where it starts normal but then a swarm of furious rats is released onto the stage and i have to perform elaborate dance moves in order to stay high enough on the pole so the rats dont bite me