Mrs. Antilly, I’m sure Hillary is awesome, but -
No, if we’re gonna be great friends you should probably know my name is Hannah.
What did I call you?
Hillary.
And that’s not your name?
No. Hannah.
Well, crap. I already got your best friend necklace engraved with Hillary.
Are there any students named Hillary we can set up with Jennifer?
Jessica.
Right, sorry. Jezebel.
No problem, Harriet.
Oooh, can I actually get a Jezebel? She’d be an amazing friend.













