everything but nothing

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

DRINK WATER IF YOU WANT!! NO PRESSURE OR RUSH! BODY MAINTENANCE IS DIFFICULT AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME I JUST YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

mister ball sack.

does anyone want to be best friends that also live together and go on adventures together but like mundane adventures like ikea and target and also wants to lay our heads on each others shoulders when sleepy but also have separate bedrooms but also enjoy spending most of our free time together……. just me? ok

now that's some good responsible bear programming right there

When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

If someone asks for 2 years experience for an entry level job paying just above minimum wage, you should be legally permitted to launch them into the fucking sun.