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kill seven billion nevadeans

wryndow

What'd they do to you

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exist

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Hank…. Whose bones did you eat exactly???

idk I wasnt paying attention

some barely paid agent probs

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Would you ever try cannibalism, or nah. This ask is just for science, don't worry about it.

i ate a guys bones once does that count

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HAAAAAAAAANK THOSE WEREN'T NORMAL GUMMY BEARS HAANK

I dont car

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What would you do with 4 dollars?

buy a hot dog probably

Frank from franks four dollar franks makes good hot dogs

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{ If I had a nickel for every long-haired and bearded botanist in a horror scenario I’ve had a run-in with I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.. }

hankwimbletonofficial

make more killing machines and ship them to [TEXT REDACTED BY TUMBLR ADMINS FOR SAFETY] right now

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trickysassboner

Burps really loudly

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do it

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Mission went well

I think a few of my ribs are in the wrong place but they still work so it’s okay

The vending machine in the place had gummy bears

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kill seven billion nevadeans

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I’m such an artist

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kill seven billion nevadeans

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Im so scared right meow

Good.

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everything-else-official

Intro post! (under construction)

Hello!

You may call me Axial Disc.

Aka everything-else-official.

I collect information around the officialverse (or what bits of it I can reach).

One might even say I’m made of information.

As such, any and all lore is definitely welcome here!

Speaking of…

I’m open to any sort of interaction, so don’t hesitate to say hi!

Although…

Basic courtesy rules apply.

Don’t be weird.

And here is where I’d put a picture of myself…

If I had a camera…

I’ll see if I can make one later.

——————————————————————

OOC and details below vvvvv

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hankwimbletonofficial

How do I kill the auditor in 5 minutes or less. Tell me now.

everything-else-official

Black hole.

Also, who?

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What if I don’t have a black hole

everything-else-official

It places an abnormally heavy cube in your hand.

Well, now you do.

The cube is covered in strange, mechanical things, and a large red button sits under a cover on one face.

Again, who are you killing?

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Probably racist evil shadow man who can phase through objects and can only be hurt by normality shocks

everything-else-official

Oh heck yeah take two.

It hands you another device.

Go get that guy.

…

Wait he is affected by gravity right?

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Probably

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That clown should have ended you forever ago.

Call me William because I always come back

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everything-else-official

Intro post! (under construction)

Hello!

You may call me Axial Disc.

Aka everything-else-official.

I collect information around the officialverse (or what bits of it I can reach).

One might even say I’m made of information.

As such, any and all lore is definitely welcome here!

Speaking of…

I’m open to any sort of interaction, so don’t hesitate to say hi!

Although…

Basic courtesy rules apply.

Don’t be weird.

And here is where I’d put a picture of myself…

If I had a camera…

I’ll see if I can make one later.

——————————————————————

OOC and details below vvvvv

——————————————————————

hankwimbletonofficial

How do I kill the auditor in 5 minutes or less. Tell me now.

everything-else-official

Black hole.

Also, who?

hankwimbletonofficial

What if I don’t have a black hole

everything-else-official

It places an abnormally heavy cube in your hand.

Well, now you do.

The cube is covered in strange, mechanical things, and a large red button sits under a cover on one face.

Again, who are you killing?

hankwimbletonofficial

Probably racist evil shadow man who can phase through objects and can only be hurt by normality shocks

#officialverse #ask hank j wimbleton #ask blog #madcom #madness combat #hank j wimbleton

everything-else-official

Intro post! (under construction)

Hello!

You may call me Axial Disc.

Aka everything-else-official.

I collect information around the officialverse (or what bits of it I can reach).

One might even say I’m made of information.

As such, any and all lore is definitely welcome here!

Speaking of…

I’m open to any sort of interaction, so don’t hesitate to say hi!

Although…

Basic courtesy rules apply.

Don’t be weird.

And here is where I’d put a picture of myself…

If I had a camera…

I’ll see if I can make one later.

——————————————————————

OOC and details below vvvvv

——————————————————————

hankwimbletonofficial

How do I kill the auditor in 5 minutes or less. Tell me now.

everything-else-official

Black hole.

Also, who?

hankwimbletonofficial

What if I don’t have a black hole

#officialverse #ask hank j wimbleton #hank j wimbleton #ask blog #madcom #madness combat

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

everything-else-official

Intro post! (under construction)

Hello!

You may call me Axial Disc.

Aka everything-else-official.

I collect information around the officialverse (or what bits of it I can reach).

One might even say I’m made of information.

As such, any and all lore is definitely welcome here!

Speaking of…

I’m open to any sort of interaction, so don’t hesitate to say hi!

Although…

Basic courtesy rules apply.

Don’t be weird.

And here is where I’d put a picture of myself…

If I had a camera…

I’ll see if I can make one later.

——————————————————————

OOC and details below vvvvv

——————————————————————

hankwimbletonofficial

How do I kill the auditor in 5 minutes or less. Tell me now.

#ask hank j wimbleton #ask blog #madcom #madness combat #hank j wimbleton

Do you

??????????????

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