where is my caracal

Concrete is Swag!

Concrete sucks

Fuck you Twilight Sparkle

call my girl the bit the way i’m committed to her

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

Ah no, buddy, you’re not an impostor, you’re a part of the crew. You’re among friends, I promise. You can let us know if you ever need to vent.

*kills myself* aaah i needed that ^_^ it really hit the spot

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

with your help we can make it all three

Please dont smoke, its bad for you

actually i quit cigs recently so i'm retconning the post and those are all joints now. thank you for reminding me chiaki the gamergirl

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

i'm sorry I had to put your bf in the kennel while I was at work but he would NOT settle

shes a 10 but she sniffs you

i use :3 but i’m still masc.

have you guys ever been to the grocery store

not yet what's it like

its like if the world ended but you were still alive

Ah man I wanted to go out and bite people but the chain on my collar doesn’t reach out to the sidewalk so I can only go in a circle around the lawn