I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

this meeting could have been a beloved folktale passed down orally thru generations

in a way i am my own dead wife

seduce me with your book collection

find me at the bottom of the lake