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Yeah the last known copy was destroyed in a fire in 1933, it’s on dailymotion tho

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

Can I hear a second thing about you

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

girl what are you talking about this rips

she's got a popcorn ceiling and the godzilla figurines are what's "ruining" the decor? get a grip

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

"Richard Nixon" is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

This feels like a classic vine video.