Hanekawa's Room

my system is masterfully crafted lore that gets slowly unveiled and is never contradictory

have to constantly remind myself that koyomi being a boymoder is not a universally understood thing because if i don't i'll end up saying things like 'araragi is really hot with the torn up shirt n sword situation at the end of the anime adaptation of nekomonogatari white', something incredibly humiliating to saywhen boymoder hanekawa is right there wearing koyomi's torn up clothes too. okay boymoder hanekawa is an ideologically questionably at best description of her wearing that but thats fine. im in an ideologically questionable mood.

people love it when i pause the show to look up a train but apparently pausing every 15 seconds to look at a screen of text and look up some kanji on wiktionary is "too much" and "makes it hard to watch the show"

kizumonogatari araragi koyomi might have had some points

two of them. his fangies

I want to take a heaping batch of #monogatari and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.