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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

Actually, yes to *you're, but no to *it's. Its was correct.

Every day

These are beautiful and look thick and comfy

if this ain’t the most beautiful mermaid you’ve ever seen…

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Also the Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon debate has never ceased to confuse me, like, you’re basically wondering who’d win in a fight between a fully staffed US Navy research vessel armed with harpoons and torpedos and all sorts of other boat vessels OR your weedman and his sweet vintage van, his buddy riding shotgun with a crossbow

Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

Trying to realize this. A storm of new meds, bad depression, flares, med interactions for the last 6mo have left me weighing morenthan I ever have while not pregnant.

Manners matter.

I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.

not to mention “use slime and darkness to fully and dramatically impose the depth of my woe upon everyone around me when I have made a minor faux pas that has tarnished my aesthetic”

I wonder how many people actually fall all the way down the rabbit hole from “I’m gonna take up crochet or knitting” to “a drop-spindle is inexpensive; what if I tried spinning some yarn” to “oh look you can get a rigid heddle loom for less than a new gaming console let’s learn to weave” to “fuck it let’s move to the mountains and raise alpacas”

it’s a 4 step program

I’m on step 3 right now with real plans to make it to step 4 eventually.

I’m at the “I have 2 spinning wheels and a metric fucktonne of fleece but I’m pretty sure I need another 2 wheels and you can never have too much superfine merino fleece to play with” stage. I should probably count my spindles again. Last time I counted, there was 15 and I know I’ve definitely bought at least 2 more since then. Never going to weave, though.

Guys, you forgot about dyeing.

And figuring you can't afford a loom but you can make a 4" one out of a piece of wood and penny nails sooooo....