❤ █ ▌—— XOXO. (ap)

plotting angsty threads with friends like:

Have I talked about her eyes started out turquoise during volume 1 and are currently really vibrantly green?

Have I talked about how she currently has 3 different walk cycles and they’re all enormously energetic and likely difficult to create, but the animators did it anyway because she warrants it?

Have I talked about how sneaky she is? When Jaune told her to put her headphones on, she never plugged them into her Scroll and was able to hear everything!

Have I talked about how excited she is to spend her first day at Beacon, that she practically outs her feelings about Ren to him because she just can’t stop rambling?

And her rambling!!!! SHE’S SO FUCKING CUTE THERE WAS A WHOLE SONG DEDICATED TO HOW MUCH SHE LOVES REN AND THERE WAS A PIECE OF IT THAT WASN’T EVEN SINGING IT WAS LITERALLY HER TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM SUPER FAST

She’s 5′1″ in heels and she’s so powerful and she knows it and she doesn’t spare her friends her wrath either if they touch Renny- she launched Yang into the stratosphere for hurting him

HER SEMBLANCE IS TO ABSORB ELECTRICITY- HOW DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT THIS??!?!?! WHAT TERRIBLE ACCIDENT ALMOST HAPPENED FOR HER TO REALIZE SHE’S A HUMAN BATTERY?

She probably has to frequently use her hands as defibrillators because Ren had a heart attack watching her do something ridiculously dangerous

SHE’S SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT!!!! SHE FUCKING SMILED WHEN NOLAN SHOCKED HER, SHE DIDN’T EVEN HESITATE OR FLINCH, SHE JUST SMILED IN HIS FUCKING FACE LIKE “BOIIIII, YOU DONE GOOOOOOOOFED”

LOOK AT THIS SHIT-EATING GRIN SHE’S GOT THE EQUIVALENT OF A PIKACHU PRESSED AGAINST HER TUMMY AND SHE FUCKING CLENCHES HER FIST AND SMILES LIKE “LMAOOOOOOOO BRO YOU IN FOR IT NOW!”

>:)) <- das her face right there

She wants to laugh in his face 

SHE PROCEEDS TO HIT THIS POOR BOY IN THE DICK, LIKE, HOLY SHIT GIRL HE PROBABLY NEEDS THAT FOR MAY/BRAWNZ/ROY!

She throws herself in front of the punch of a giant mech to save her bff/bf Renny, she was prepared to save him at all costs I’m gonna cri

MAGNHILD IS PROBABLY ALMOST 7 FEET TALL AND SHE MAKES THAT SHIT DANCE ON THE BATTLEFIELD

She literally never misses an opportunity to enjoy herself, here she is loving flying through the air moments before murdering a 5 ton monster

She da queen of da castle and she know it

SHE MAKES SILLY FACES AT REN WHEN SHE TALKS I WANNA CRY

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞