𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋

𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘

ORIGINAL CHARACTER by PHOB        kind of a stroppy git and always tired but with a good heart despite it all. or maybe he’s just a pretty boy with a sharp tongue. /  fandomless rock musician oc, created august 2014, soft rebooted january 2020. please read rules before following!!

❛ moths aren’t even scary! people say ‘ mothman ’ and i don’t - i don’t shiver. ❜ 

❛ do you believe me now when i say that maybe we’re both demon proof? ❜

❛ so you’re threatening to take the treasure  .  .  .  if he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is? ❜

❛ sure, you’re welcome to fuck around with the boys, but please know this — once you do, the whole world’s gonna know ! ❜

❛ forget about the richard gere movie for a second — ❜

❛ what the fuck, is all i have to say to that. ❜

❛ it’s weird, he only moves if he wants to. ❜

❛ is that all you know how to say? four years of german and you could only say ‘ my name is — ’. ❜

❛ i have a pocket bible with me this time. ❜

❛ it is possible that i’m dead right now. ❜

❛ i remember i used to think cannonballs were hilarious, until i saw the patriot, and that thing goes rolling through the field — just knocks people’s legs off ! ❜

❛ he’s a fucking creature, he can do what he wants. ❜

❛ you tend to go, ‘ well here’s a thousand things it could likely be, put a big X over those, even thought they’re fairly logical. ❜

❛ i’ve only got a couple more minutes — shit or get off the pot. ❜

❛ you get some of the devil’s juice in someone, you know … things happen. ❜

❛ he’s like a george clooney batman ! ❜

❛ one time, i cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and i put the avocado pit in my mouth, and i started to just — eat the meat off of it, and in that moment i was like ‘ if i sneeze right now, this thing would lodge into my throat ’ —  and ever since then i’ve kinda been terrified of avocados. ❜

❛ i was born in the darkness. ❜

❛ maybe a dark entity would like to possess me — i’m a pretty good candidate. ❜

❛ sandhill cranes  —  look ‘em up, fascinating bird. i’m going to own one, someday, a taxidermied one, and it will be in my room. ❜

❛ like i said, this guy — this guy was kind of a dildo. ❜

❛ if he can jump between dimensions, why not fuck around a little bit? ❜

❛ this chair looks fucking stupid in the middle of the room. ❜

❛ if you’re trying to make us go to sleep and feel safe so you can start fucking with us when we’re asleep — pretty uncool ! ❜

❛ well, you think we’re going to have fun everywhere, you could go into a building that’s on fire and you’d be like ‘ this is a blast ’. ❜

❛ i gotta be honest, telescope people are weird. ❜

❛ well demon, you thought you had me in your clutches, but not today, demon, not today. ❜

❛ i don’t think aliens have money. ❜

❛ maybe he was just taking a walk, what’s it to you? ❜

❛ it’s been a lovely stay in this quiet, quiet uneventful house. ❜

❛ if you’re possessed, i’m not taking you home. ❜

❛ — i got a bubble — i got an air bubble in my throat right now. you hear that? you ever get that? this is scary, i don’t sound like myself. ❜

❛ you don’t have to bring up the mustache. ❜

❛ you have a very different definition of fun. ❜

❛ you can walk into the room, just don’t go inside me, y’know? ❜

❛ he’s gonna’ come back with some new technology — that thing that they put the dynamite in like in jurrassic park. ❜

❛ i gotta say it does look as imposing in person as it does online. ❜

❛ is it like a character creator in the sims? like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and they’re like ‘ hm. i don’t like that one, maybe some overalls  .  .  . ’ ❜

❛ i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit. ❜

❛ well, once again i have gotten myself into quite the pickle, haven’t i? ❜ 

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”

“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”

“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”

“Woah, you have big shoes.”

“Zero is hero.”

“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”

“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”

“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”

“I set you up.”

“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”

“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”

“You don’t have a clue.”

“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”

“Get rid of the dog mask.”

“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”

“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”

“I’m just making stuff up.”

“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”

“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”

“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”

“Are you glaring at me?”

“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”

“It’s my job to embarrass you.”

“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”

“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”

“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”

“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”

“I know a lot about corn.”

“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”

“I didn’t do that!”

“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”

“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”

“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”

“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”

“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”

“You’re completely aroused.”

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

“I like sleep.”

“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”

“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”

“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”

“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”

“We’re making tortillas now.”

“I’m not very nice.”

“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”

“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”

       𝐈 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃❟ 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔❜𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐎.