damn a bitch be feeling empty as fuck sometimes

On April 1st, you trick. Then exactly six months later, on October 31st, you treat

Genius

great documentary. definitely worth the watch

sex is cool and all but have you ever had someone who makes you laugh when you’re mad

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

det frækkeste er seriøst, når man opdager at han sidder og kigger på én i et rum fyldt med mennesker

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

kan godt være at jeg ikke lige er verdens mest cool person men i det mindste står jeg ikke nede i fitness og tager selfies