confusion intensifies

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s her dads fault.