absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog

Airports are like the mall but even more fun and spectacular they have the added wonder of mankind’s miracle of flight

yoooooo. no thumbs though

guy who invites you over to watch “some horror movies” starts playing a fairly average pornographic film and he’s covering his eyes peeking out occasionally and whimpering in fear

omggg you’re so cute *grinds you up puts you in a blunt and smokes you*

yeah the way i see it, basically my problem is- *sees a windmill* is this guy bothering you

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are

If anyone can keep Obama grounded it's The Boss