💖✨🐞Ophelia 🐞✨💖

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

not to claudio post again but what is so chilling is that even though when you look closely at his actions you can see he’s wildly insecure and suspicious from the beginning, it’s hidden because he’s just so gentle. all his words at the beginning of the play are flowery and poetic and filled with these beautiful words to describe what he feels for hero because he is occupying the typical lover boy comic character. that’s how they talk. that’s who he is. right? and then as soon as he thinks she’s disloyal he flips everything. the language he uses becomes incredibly graphic compared to anything else in the play and he compares her to an animal. for the audience and for hero everything you think you know about him changes

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

'i asked chatgpt' yeah well I asked the three witches and now I'm the king of Scotland. so

Romeo Montague is a PERFORMATIVE MALE who drinks GREEN JUICE and reads books about MENSTURAL CYCLE

Beatrice and Hero hit him with her car. Super graphic ultra modern girl is playing.

what is going on with shakespeare and his scheming friars. was this personal for him or

I like to think it was all the same guy

"shakespeare's pretentious!" "shakespeare's boring!" "shakespeare's confusing!" "shakespeare's just sex jokes!" "shakespeare's —" shakespeare is whatever the hell you want it to be. shakespeare knows no bounds

I love how as your progress through hamlet each one of these is realised

where the fuck did you get that

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

get yellow bile in there next to balance the humors of the phone

you. I like the way you think. put on this little outfit I want to make you my royal advisor.

@hamandthewhore

@john-bentinck-5th-ducke be my royal advisor ❤️

@hamandthewhore