Keep Austin Weird

*steps into 2005*

nooooooooooo

I did not know this I looked it up and its true you should too

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

i hate when people say “you try too hard too be funny” its like i try so hard and get so far and in the end it doesnt even matter 

this reminds me of what our 16th president linkin said at gettysburg park

u know he dead

where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

it’s time for my favorite audio post of the spooky season

yes I understand it’s possible for jack bauer to go to the bathroom during only commercial breaks but STATISTICALLY SPEAKING we should have seen him do it at least once by now