Calum's Gf

*sees a nice pair of tiddies* me @ my own tiddies: wtf why aint u look like that fuck

i wish the boys would break into my house and crack a cold one over my head killing me instantly

I really don’t think anything exists man

This just warmed my heart

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time I see it spelled ya’ll I die a little. it’s y'all, y'all.

yal'l

get out of my house

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

HEATHENS!!!!!

My kind of porn

Insert image of Oprah saying she loves bread. Same girl same.

This is my sexual orientation.

Today’s kids will never understand the righteous anger we felt when they declared Pluto was not a planet.

I’m too old to be considered for a space colony, but too young to die before we send one up.

Us anytime anyone does anything

I am so blown away by this