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#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duck’s us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices

The fuck.

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Reblog every summer

Deodorant, mentioned above, is my go-to. If I forget it, I have Regrets.

Gold Bond Friction Defense. Or Woman Within’s skorts, skirts with built-in bike shorts.

Cute couple ❤️

Waste of men smh…😔

Let’s revisit this iconic drag

This drag is always so refreshing

Don’t teach girls that abuse is love!

Wthhhh they are CHILDREN . Thats what kids do that shit. Bite, hit, bully. How about just teach them not to be assholes to eachother no matter the sex. Swear this feminist shit is ridiculous sometimes.