Do Androids dream of electric sheep?

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce