beautifully damaged.

It's not stolen...

Once again, your criminal streak continues.

Hungover as in still hungover from the weekend? Sluts. I don’t mind coming in! I can model - I haven’t actually done it before so you’d need to keep me right. What are the designs?

No, probably from some club they went to last night. Don't ever become a model, it will ruin your life -- literally. They're for my Winter collection, so you'll do it? I'll let you keep an item and everything.

Hearing noises when you’re trying to sleep is the absolute worst. Unless it’s a cute animal trying to find a home, I would like no noises, thank you.

That is one thing I am more than happy to agree on. I hate hearing strange noises when I sleep. However, I also live downtown. So strange noises would be even scarier. 

You always have me for company! Am I not good enough?

Of course you're good enough, but you weren't working today. Unless you want to, I need a model for my new designs and all of mine are probably still hungover from parties.

Which store? I’m not big on shopping, but I’d love to keep you company.

Demure, you don't nesaccarily have to. I don't think you'd want to buy anything from here anyways. But company would be nice.

As pleasant as that sounds, I’m going to have to pass.

Thanks for the useless information that just gave me?

Oh my god, not your Prada! I hope you tore that winged idiot to shreds. No, wait— that would have ruined a perfectly good manicure.

Tell me about it. They have horrid navigational skills, or something against humans.

Oh, thank heavens. Tacky is an understatement on a fully purple head - dip dyed lavender on the other hand sounds… not so tacky.

I've just been totally loving the dip dyed pastels on hair. It's so different and just so pretty. Plus pink is overdone, completely.

Maybe that’s what I should do, but I have this theory that if something’s important enough, I’ll remember it on my own. So, you’re a designer, right on. And, see, my problem is that I need to decide on a halloween costume, yet I’m indecisive as can be. I wanna be something that no one else is, something different.

Ohhh, that's a hard one actually. You should go for something with a twist. Like Elsa, but Fire!Elsa, or Zombie Minnie Mouse. Or do the totally classic animal thing, but do an animal that no one ever dresses up as, like a deer.

Hey, useless trivia comes in handy on occasion, dates are just not my forte. You work in the fashion industry? Maybe you can help me out…

I'm quite the opposite and always use my iphone to keep track of dates. Yes I have my own store and have designed everything in it. That I probably can, what exactly do you need help with?

Oh shit! What the fuck was that?

That would be a vile and malicious creature. I've had one shit on my Prada heels before, it wasn't pretty.

"So, what are this years costume options? Or is everyone and their mother going out next weekend dressed as a ‘Slutty Kitty?’"

God, those are so dreadful to see. Why can't girls be more original than sleek slutty black and cat ears. I want to see like a sexy polar bear.

You and I are in the same boat. I just don’t wanna look like I stepped right out of Party City, you know? And sexy animals are so… whatever year Mean Girls came out.

2004 -- don't ask me why I remembered it. Sexy animals can be done correctly, every girl just chooses not too. As someone who's in the fashion industry, I just make my own costumes.

I can’t even drink wine, it’s gross. Brittany? Are you being serious? I was her biggest fan growing up! I’m sure I still know all the words to her songs. I’m not sure, I’m not exactly buying it all yet.

You just haven't tried the right wine, trust me. And yes I'm being serious, she's actually really nice. Trust me, after being my assistant, you'll learn to enjoy it all.

Great, I’ll be checking it out. Wait - you’ve your own store? Pretty impressive.

I guess it is, I mean I've had it for some time. I guess working in the fashion industry kind of gets you that thing?