Resident Troublemaker

People always say they’re borrowing something but they never return it. So that makes them a thief. If you return it and I see that you have, i wont believe you’re a thief.

Fine, when you see that I return the car, you'll know I'm not a thief. It just won't be anytime soon.

Thank god someone around here has a personality! I thought you borrowed the sunglasses, but the ride is even sicker Have you taken it for spin yet?

Oh, trust me, I have plenty of personality. Haha, that's cute - no, not the sun glasses. I've taken it out of the garage and that's about it. Why, did you want a ride?

What is the more realistic answer?

Realistically? It's gonna take more than a couple days for me to be done with this bad boy. Oops.

Borrowed or not, they look pretty sweet!

Right? Finally, somebody who gets it. Look at it, it's a sick ride.

I’m getting this thief vibe from you.

Me? A thief? Never! What a crazy accusation, I clearly said I was just borrowing it.

Eventually.. like later today?

Sure... let's go with that.

Once again, your criminal streak continues.

It's not a crime, the customer authorized permission for his vehicle to be used when he dropped it off at the garage. I'm just testing it out, you know.

Eventually meaning never.

Now, now, no need to be so negative. It's just going to take longer than I first told them it would.

Either Cosmo’s tips suck, or I need a new hobby— Sunday depression is kicking in. 

No need for you to be depressed. I'm sure a girl like you can find... something to do today.

Well I’ve grown up since then. Trust me, if they don’t have an ounce of respect for the work I do, I’ll quit, then knock some sense into them. And I know I have you to back me up.

True, you have definitely gotten taller too. I’ll keep that in mind, then, but I don’t think there will be any wild partying for me tonight… heh. Damn straight, that’s exactly what you have to let them know. Of course, I always got your back. Yeah, of course I’m sure, Ana. You know you’re always welcome at your big brother’s place. You… make beauty products? How the hell does that work? Don’t blow anything up in my kitchen like that time you were seven with that chemistry kit you got for Christmas! Um… it went… well? I think. She invited me to her store tonight; I think I want to take her up on that. I had a date with a stripper tonight at Babydoll’s, though, she’s freakin’ sexy as fuck. Decisions, decisions.

I love wild. I am your sister, after all. 

True, you are, but I've never known you for being wild except when you went through that phase of yours. Ah, so you'll be working with those suits around town, huh? Make sure they treat you with respect, I won't have any stuck up snob looking down on my little sister just because she's a girl in the business world. You don't have to stay in a hotel! Just crash at my apartment until you're settled. It's not much but I promise I'm not as messy as I used to be. Hey, if they're too pussy to stick by you even when I scare them, they're not good enough for you in the first place. You'll meet plenty of people here, no worries. Plus I'm here already. Apparently so is Hallie...

Oh my God, I didn’t even look under the damn bench. I feel so stupid. Will you come with me, so I don’t look stupid examining this bench fifty million times?

See, that's where I figure it might have gone. It happens to the best of us. Sure, I'll go with you, and if anyone say anything, I'll beat them up for you. Name's Dallas, by the way.