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If I say I’m not sick of all this pumpkin spice stuff, will I be excommunicated from the world? 

Mm... definitely.

Whoever said Tuesday nights are boring, clearly never spent one at Babydolls. I’m still hungover and exhausted from last night.

Tuesday nights weren't exactly designed to be spent drinking.

This is literally the strangest conversation I’ve ever had with someone.

You can definitely say that again.

They lack a serious navigational skills. This is what I get for cutting through the boardwalk.

Not to mention, they pecked at my cucumber sandwich after I turned away for no more then ten seconds.

Queen of Hearts , Ice Queen or Mary Poppins?

Without a doubt, Ice Queen.

Don’t get big headed now. I’m just starting to tolerate you.

You'll rub off on me, eventually.

I guess you’re not so bad.

I'm great. You aren't too shabby yourself.

I’ll throw these out after I get the new pair.

That's more like it.

So let me get this straight, you’re willing to buy someone you just met and who was rude to you a pair of new shoes?

Yes.

Wait, you’re serious about buying me a new pair? I was only being sarcastic.

It's no biggie and like I said - as long as those shoes are gone...

Are you going to buy me a new pair?

If you agree to never wear anything partly as hideous as those then sure.

Wrong. I actually liked them so I bought them for what is to me, a good price.

Or their is that option. Don't waste a second thought on them, I know a great charity store that would be thankful for the donation.

These were on sale.

In other words, the store owner wanted to get rid of them and you somehow got tricked into wasting money on them.

What’s wrong with my shoes?

I don't know what's more baffling, your surprise to how wrong those shoes are or how you walked out in them.

I can’t seem to get my car to start. This is like the perfect ending to my day. 

Call a mechanic?

To? There isn’t much to talk about right now.

I definitely wouldn't mind discussing just how wrong your shoes are.

Not like fully purple. God no, that’s just tacy. I mean more of a dip dyed lavender.

Oh, thank heavens. Tacky is an understatement on a fully purple head - dip dyed lavender on the other hand sounds... not so tacky.