Outbitched Once Again

something very funny abt watching philza fanartists who go out of their way to make sure phil doesn’t look anything like kisuke urahara vs joel fanartists who make an effort to make joel look more like shrek

you are a landlord in brighton. your new tenant is a 17 year old "gamer and twitch streamer." you call him often to tell him to keep the noise down. one day you hear loud shaky breaths and dry sobs from his room. he's begging and yelling at someone named "dream" to leave him alone, to not kill him. you call 999.

fireworksduo is the funniest pair name. imagine your friend hit you with a bus and everyone started referring to you two as the bus guys

Tonight i,m sitting on a different porch. In a different place in the same cold. ...Erm.. I have a lot of thoughts i dont know how to say. But, Its one thing to live in a haunted house,.and its another to live in a house haunted by someone you know very very well. My kid doesnt care..Me, Well I dont know. Self reminder: Work tomorrow at 8:45

i for one am glad they based the lore on hamilton at first imagine if it was heathers

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