“FUCK I love corn.”

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“ can you believe they posted that status about me? who do they think they are? ” “ can you believe she/he has the nerve to throw a party and not invite me? ” “ i don’t care, i’m having a party and only cool people can come. ” “ um, you’ve been excluded from this conversation, see your way out. ” “ i don’t have the time to worry about this nonsense. ” “ it wasn’t to indirect because you caught onto it, so. ” “ if you’re going to post a status about me, use the @ symbol next time. ” “ i hate her/him so much, i want to destroy them. ” “ i will go down in history for ruining them if it’s the last thing i do. ” “ people get on my nerves so much. this is why i’m antisocial. ” “ i hate social media sometimes, always ruins my mood. ” “ i hate logging in to stuff because i get the ultra mega mood drop. ” “ excuse me? want to run that by me one more time? ” “ if you got something to say, speak up. ” “ i’m sorry what was that? can’t hear you when you’re whispering. ” “ don’t whisper about me when i’m in the room. ” “ yeah, i’m right here and can hear you. ” “ please, don’t talk to me. i’m not in the mood today. ” “ i’m going to either stab someone or break down and cry today. ” “ i’m so done with this drama. you’re all fake. ” “ stop making call out posts about me, you have my number and address. ” “ i can’t believe all this drama always finds me. ” “ i didn’t post that stupid status! i told you i was hacked! ” “ omg, please go away already. ” “ all these flavors and you chose to be salty. ” “ want some grease to go with all that salt? ” “ my fries could use some of your salt. ” “ why buy salt, when i have you? ” “ if you could stop being so salty, that’d be great. ” “ the salt is strong with this one. ” “ oh i’m sorry you’re so salty about it. ” “ what could you possibly do with all that salt? ” “ you have enough salt for the both of us. ” “ you stay salty, my friend. ” “ forever salty, is what you are. ” “ you must like your popcorn like you like yourself; salty. ” “ will you ever not be salty, one could only wish. ” “ you have more salt than the pacific ocean right now. ” “ do yourself a favor and go wash all that salt off. ” “ you’re saltier than most foods i consume. ” “ when is there a day that you aren’t feeling salty? ” “ you’re always so salty. ” “ stop being so salty. ”

“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “

nothing makes sense anymore // 1.3.2017

Not everyone wants to bang/fuck (only)

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

I love you.