Musing

Send me ‘Kink’ and a number (1-5).

1 = Very vanilla smut starter

5 = The kinkiest, still in-character smut starter I can think of

[ Marriage Talks ] Our muses are of traditional, powerful families, that treat marriage like a business deal. We were raised into that. We are meeting for the first time while our parents discuss the details...

[ Wrong Revenge ] One of us keyed the other's car... thinking it's the car of someone we actually wanted to get revenge on. Oops...

[ Party Puppy ] We ended up on the same party, and both of us stopped caring for said party when we found the puppy of the host, so we are taking turns petting and snuggling it and chat why us introverts ended up in this place

[ Scammed ] Both of us were scammed, both of us bought an apartment/house and went through everything, money gone... seller too... and both of us with the house key... until all is solved we must live together

[ Coffee Shop Chaos ]: Our muses bump into each other at a busy coffee shop, causing one of us to spill our drink all over the other. It’s an embarrassing first meeting, but as we help each other clean up, we strike up a conversation that neither of us expected.

[ Forced Lab Partners ]: In a college or work setting, our muses are paired together as lab partners for a major project. We’ve never really spoken before, and our personalities clash at first, but as we spend more time together, we start to see each other in a different light.

[ Mistaken Identity ]: One of us mistakes the other for a blind date they were supposed to meet. After the confusion is cleared up, instead of parting ways, we decide to spend the evening together anyway, leading to an unexpectedly enjoyable night.

[ The Elevator Incident ]: Our muses get stuck in an elevator together during a power outage. At first, we’re both frustrated and anxious, but as time passes, we start to open up about our lives and connect in a way neither of us anticipated.

[ Bookstore Browsing ]: We meet in a small, cozy bookstore, both reaching for the same rare book at the same time. What starts as a playful argument over who gets to buy it turns into a deep conversation about our shared love of literature.

[ The Wrong Suitcase ]: Our luggage gets mixed up at the airport, and we don’t realize it until we’re far from the terminal. Forced to meet up to exchange bags, we end up spending the day together, discovering we have more in common than just a suitcase mix-up.

[ The Rescue ]: One of us rescues the other from an awkward or uncomfortable situation—maybe an unwanted advance at a bar or a public speaking disaster. Grateful for the help, the rescued muse offers to buy the other a drink or coffee as a thank you, leading to more than just a quick chat.

[ Midnight Grocery Run ]: Both of us find ourselves at the grocery store late at night, the only two customers in the place. We keep running into each other in different aisles, eventually leading to shared laughter over our mutual insomnia and odd food choices.

[ The Lost Pet ]: One of us has lost a pet, and the other finds it. When we meet up for the pet’s return, we end up talking for hours, bonded by our shared love for animals and the strange circumstances that brought us together.

[ The Wedding Crashers ]: We’re both attending a wedding where we don’t really know anyone—either as plus-ones or distant acquaintances. We find each other at the bar, and after some awkward small talk, decide to team up to survive the rest of the event together.

Example: Aesthetic + Childhood Aesthetic + Fears Aesthetic + Fashion

“That’s what’s so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you’re so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can’t remember what happens next.”

“The only reason for walking into the jaws of Death is so you can steal his gold teeth.”

“Don’t ask me how I knew—I suppose it was because it was just about the worst possible thing that was likely to happen.”

“Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

“Today is a good day for someone else to die!”

“One of the advantages of horses that people sometimes point out, is that they very seldom explode. Almost never, in my experience, apart from that unfortunate occurrence in the hot summer a few years ago.”

“One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

“All bastards are bastards, but some bastards are /bastards/.”

“We might find out why mankind is here, although that is more complicated and begs the question "Where else should we be?”“

"Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn’t always beat actual thought.”

“Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they’re allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean.”

“Questions don’t have to make sense. But answers do.”

“I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”

“Listen,  trickery is what humans are all about, They’re so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.”

“Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes.”

“Yes, but my father said that free advice often turns out to be expensive.”

“He’s dead. However, credit where it’s due, he hasn’t let that stop him.”

“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“Students, eh? Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you’re not allowed to hit ‘em with a shovel.”

“Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don’t usually come running when they hear a scream. That’s not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, ‘Did you hear a scream?’ because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.”

“Peace?…. Ah, yes, defined as a period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.”

“I am very attached to my fingers and I like to think of them as attached to me.”

“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”

“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

“If you trust in yourself... and believe in your dreams.... and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

"If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.”

“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”

“The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.”

send in a number and I’ll write a starter based on the gif that is linked. the gifs are mainly locations and aesthetics, so can be used for any kind of rp dynamic.

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wow this is probably late. uhm... I don’t have that many?

Either send me one of these sentences for a starter where YOUR muse says one of these to MINE. or If you send me  👑 and I put 1 - 32 into THIS generator and make a STARTER with MY muse saying one of these to YOURS.

❝ I spent my whole life chained to the wall. ❞

❝ I had to cut a man down to get where I am. ❞

❝ Don't try to fight. ❞

❝ I'm gonna run all over you. ❞

❝ Nothing gonna stop me now. ❞

❝ Most of my life was heavy and hard. So many days, so many scars But it was all of those years to make me who I am. ❞

❝ Looking at the city like I already own it. ❞

❝ I took what was mine, now I won't let go of it. ❞

❝ I was barely getting by. ❞

❝ When you close your eyes, what do you see? ❞

❝ Do you hold the light, or is darkness underneath? ❞

❝ In your hands, there's a touch that can heal. ❞

❝ In your hands, there's a touch that can heal.  But in those same hands, is the power to kill. ❞

❝ Are you a man, or a monster? ❞

❝ It's so hard to tell which side you're on. ❞

❝ No, you can't take back the damage you've done. ❞

❝ I was born ready. ❞

❝ I don't break. ❞

❝ We are the wildest ones. ❞

❝ When I was young, my mother said: There is a savage that is hiding in your head. ❞

❝ Don't be afraid. ❞

❝ It's just the animal inside you growing strong. ❞

❝ I can feel the weight of the world. ❞

❝ I know the pain and the hurt. ❞

❝ The crown is getting heavy. ❞

❝ I've dealt blood and greed and scar. ❞

❝ It's good to be king.  ❞

❝ Ain't scared of what's ahead. ❞

❝ I was built for this time. ❞

❝ I can hear the lost crying. ❞

❝ It's feeling like the sun's hiding, but we're gonna keep moving, surviving. ❞