Why are you here?

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[ID: art in the style of a family portrait of Dalinar Kholin and his family from The Stormlight Archive. Dalinar is frowning, one hand on the shoulder of a young Adolin, whilst Evi holds a sleeping toddler Renarin in her arms. Evi's face is burn off of the portrait. /end ID]

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

All shall be well someday

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently