I CAN'T DO BOTH. I CAN GO HOME OR I CAN SAVE ROCKY....THIS IS DR. CAPTAIN RYLAND GRACE REPORTING FROM THE HAIL MARY.

Here's me trying to interpret how Danny's hazmat suit would look like if it were more realistic, based on my experience with biohazard PPE.

My piece for Haunting Heroes Discord server WCT. The theme was 'Wings'.

“Guys, I have a problem…make that two problems.

“Cross over to the dark side…”

“Look, I don’t want to hurt you!”

“Another day, another town to bring upside down.”

“Thank you?!”

“This is so wrong.”

“Now now my dear, if you continue to struggle, there will be nothing left of you to dissect.”

“Oh no.”

“Who cares?”

“Maybe you should learn to rely on your natural abilities!”

“So what? I have super powers. Why should I even care?”

“Of course child, that’s the point.”

“I am so not kissing the bride!”

“Hey, I wanted to do that!”

“My turn.”

“You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”

“I am your boy!”

“Who are you guys?”

“Are you, are you really?”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

“You work alone now?”

“That would be against the rules.”

“Trespassing in an unauthorized vehicle, that’s against the rules.”

“Ignorance of law is no excuse for breaking ‘em punk.”

“I see your face around here again; you and I are gonna have a problem!”

“You should have heeded my word punk; now you and I, have a problem!”

“Well, sometimes I have to use my powers for the greater good.”

“You can´t destroy a being who’s able to regenerate himself!”

“This is going to be a snap.”

“I’m digging that tough guy act, little man.”

“This area’s restricted, no admittance.”

“Oh please fool, your family is in danger every time you pick up a butter knife.”

“It’s time somebody put you up with your misery!”

“He’s gonna escape!”

“It’s not possible, you’re an idiot, AN IDIOT!”

“When did you learn to shoot that good?”

“Second?”

“Except one.”

“You’re under arrest.”

“You know what to do.”

“I will go and welcome our guests.”

“Yeah, that was me.”

“Sorry, not on my watch.”

“I could ask you the very same question my boy.”

“Everything’s the way it’s supposed to be.”

“I know, but then…I know everything.”

“Now, care to observe the door.”

“OH NO!”

“This is going to end badly.”

“You’re a ghost!”

“It is a clearly evil yet devastatingly handsome villain ghost, whatever shall we do?”

“I’m the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures.”

“Which is more that I can say for you.”

“Why can’t I touch you?”

“I like that part of the job.”

“No seriously, who is she?”

“I don’t want to fight you!”

“Is it always so cold in here?”

“No, no you don’t.”

“Down boy!”

“Wow, you do complain a lot.”

“Wait, what was that?”

“What is your wish?”

“You know, that gloomy chick you like? Uh, like!”

“Do you know how hard it is to fly off dramatically?”

“It was not a request whelp, IT WAS A DEMAND!”

“We must flee! But…dramatically!”

“Sounds fair.”

“I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, MARK MY WORDS!”

“A deal?”

“Hi sweetie!”

“Oh I’m gonna hurl.”

“Yes, well, he’ll listen to me.”

“Destroy him? No, I want revenge and I need him alive for that.”

“Shouldn’t you be running?”

“A hero must always believe that he will win, and your new abilities just may help.”

“Be mindful - you control the power, it does not control you.”

“This whole day is gonna require years of therapy.”

“Get away, get away, get AWAY!”

“I’M NOTHING LIKE YOU!”

“My sword, at last!”

“I’m not saying it’s fair, sweetie.”

“Perhaps, but you will never find it!”

“What?”

“Now stand aside, as I unleash the full fury of my power on that meaningless planet Earth.”

“No, no, NO!”

“A curfew?!”

“You’re telling me…”

“Come to admire my greatness up close?”

“You will remember my name.”

“You’ll go nowhere without me knowing your every move!”

“Say my name! Say my name!”

“We’re not lovebirds!”

“Unique is good!”

“Okay, but I need to add just one little personal touch.”

“You’re KILLING me!”

“He’s not my boyfriend!”

“Actually, nobody’s going anywhere. Not until it’s time for you to be blown everywhere.”

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?