Let’s Make Memories

Hey guys like 8 years after this post was made, I have learned that i have experienced auditory hallucinations for the majority of my life

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

Honestly, why couldn’t they just, I dunno, tie a piece of string to the wand and around their wrist?? Like? Not that hard then it won’t fly outta your hand? (They could also drill a hole in the end, it won’t affect the performance, Ron’s wand was worn at the end and the core was hanging out, if that doesn’t affect it, drilling won’t either. (The only time a want stops working is when its snapped (how did you do it hagrid??)) So literally tie a piece of string that has been charmed to not untie and slip it on your wrist there ya go, expelliamus-proof!)

“Do Wii have a problem, Mr. Potter?”

this deadass sounds like a fic plot

NATHANIEL I CANNOT BELIEVE

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

this post has a kill count

how’s everybody doing

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

Could use some money right now.