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A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

#this is the weirdest year

Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

(via TumbleOn)

What’s really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans “they walked” when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like “lol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess it’s gonna always be a mystery!”

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

The dogwoods are blooming.

this is one of the purest things I’ve read all week

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit?? u can borrow some my clothes if u want!! are u hungry?? wait 10 minutes i’ll make u dinner!!