this is the funniest thing Iâve seen in weeks

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this is the funniest thing Iâve seen in weeks

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There was a meadow I often crossed back when I ventured northwards from my old home.
It was a convenient shortcut, but also beautiful.
In summer the grass grew up to my elbows and there were butterflies everywhere as I walked down the lone narrow footpath across it.
Then, it got razed to make way for construction work.
(Important construction work. I couldn't fault it, even if I mourned the loss,)
(and the loss of the forested hill further south that I used to run up so fast my sister called me a mountain goat.)
Now, many years later, I had rare cause to venture far from my usual paths.
(The package I collected had thirteen stamps on it, can you believe it.)
And I thought to see if I could take a shortcut by going under the bridges instead of walking alongside them.
Only to discover the meadow had grown back.
There weren't many flowers, but the grass came up to my elbows on both sides of the footpath
and there were butterflies.
oh, hello! i haven't seen anyone else in forever, are you lost? it's getting late, do you need somewhere to stay the night? i can show you to my house, we can be friends!
YESSS BOTH OF YOU GET ME. YES. i love love love love loveeee how people are noticing and mentioning the small details i feel like im getting a good grade in art because people are Understanding the symbolism and meanings holy fuckkk. yesssss. and the bow is newly selected too. the item name is onscreen. it was just selected. the blend of old terrain bugs despite new terrain gen features... .yesss
(^ from a previous reblog in a different chain)
good morning its the time where i point out more tags pointing out details in the piece! roses don't exist anymore and yet he's offering you one, and has another in his hand. the farlands are behind him and there's a sand pyramid in the water. and bingo! the farlands dont exist in the same version as salmon (or granite/diorite and geodes)!
( @leopardmask-ao3 and @candlenav for your tags)
and its also artist commentary time (which @silly-fox-and-its-stuffies wanted)! this piece has a lot of small things and details. there's a few very minor coloring errors, but they're intentional to reference the old bug where white lines sometimes poked through block edges (which were often mistaken for eyes and is where the white eyes myth (herobrine's origin) came from), herobrine is crouching, a universal sign of piece in the game, and he's offering the player a rose. a flower which doesn't exist in the version we're in - there's amethyst and dripstone, new coal ore and redstone torch textures, something roses never overlapped with. and speaking of version discreppencies, the farlands are right infront of the player and are where herobrine came from. in the fog and sky in the background, it evening and turning night quickly, so he's offering the player somewhere safe to stay for the night (because in the versions he came around the night was extremely hard to survive for players with no base to stay in). the hunger bar is shaking. the player has a bed, two enchanted tools (the iron pickaxe is supposed to have efficiency 2, and the bow is supposed to have power 3), some food, cobblestone and five diamonds in their hotbar. the bow is newly selected. the item text just popped up, the player is aiming at herobrine.
and also, there's a cat and a couriway reference in the sandstone as easter eggs :) and a cornflower in the background
TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

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aliens observing the solar system: [untranscribable telescope name]-59172 has 2 planets. It's a pair of relatively small, cold gas planets, called [untranscribable telescope name]-59172b and c. [untranscribable telescope name]-59172c was discovered only a few years ago. Systems with multiple cold gas planets are rather uncommon, so this is pretty exciting
theyre probably not gonna know earth is third for some time, since mercury is a very small planet at a fairly medium distance. The moon, too, obviously.
Long before that happens though, these aliens discover [UTN]-59172d and [UTN]-59172e and determine d is uninhabitable and e is *probably* uninhabitable (because their idea of the habitable zone is slightly different and earth, already at the inner edge in our conception, happens to fall just slightly on the wrong side of the line they've drawn)
artist's impression
youâre mommyâs medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because thatâs the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

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You're mommy's little STEMlord aren- ahem. I mean. You're mommy's little STEMlady aren't you. Go on. Belittle those pathetic humanties majors- ah? STEMlady isn't doing it for for you? Well, using masculine titles is like a major turn off for mommy so- oh ok yellow we can take a moment
Well, mommy thinks that STEMprincess splits the difference between being condescending and diminutive while being feminine, so maybe you could at least try being mommy's little STEMprincess during this scene. The humanities majors that mommy got for you to belittle need to go home soon
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Based on things Venus said
its toys world and youre just plushies in it
10 new pngtuber sprites for @snapscube!! i still have a few to go, but i wanted to compile these first anyway!!

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sigh. time to file another.
anything you can spare in the meantime is welcome. i'm sorry again.
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I got more details on why I was rejected and why I will be appealing again that it's infuriating. What the fuck do you mean "They will almost never stick their neck out for someone under the age of 55 if they don't need brain scans or can hear and walk but if we get you in front of a judge it will help because they are an actually neutral party." Fuck me man.
My mom is still unemployed again after being screwed over by her last job and I don't know how long it will be for appeal stuff to happen this second time but until then I very much do need and would appreciate the help. There isn't a specific goal or anything I just need help.
I'm sorry. Thank you to anyone reading this who cares, especially for your friendship. I'm very grateful for it.
Something I've been weighing in my head for awhile now is if I should start offering writing commissions and if anybody would even be interested in that from me. IDK how commonplace the knowledge is to my followers but I do an insane amount of RP writing basically every day but I've been unsure if I should offer that kind of service and if so how much I should charge and would be reasonable to. So I guess consider this a poll on that subject?
I've had huge brainworms about writing fanfic again after a really bad situation I was in a few years back but one of them is still up after all of this time. It is far from my best work but it's a sample I can show at least.
Please answer honestly, thank you.
If Pen offered writing commissions what would be a reasonable price for them?
Yes at $10/500 words, double for NSFW
Yes at $5/500 words, double for NSFW
No $5/500 words is too expensive
Pen should not try to do this/Unsure
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