Soothing Songs

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

yet another unrealistic standard for students

those fuckass vampires saw two young women enter the only functional vampire relationship in the history of vampires and were like 'oh we must kill them'

God I love 90′s movie school bullies more than anything because all of their insults were like “Hey, DWEEBUS! Me and the boys are going to kick your behind!” and then they would immediately try to commit a prosecutable felony

the thing about black sails is that the characters are so well written with such clear and rooted motives that when i’m watching any scene with an argument or confrontation i’m always like “good point!” no matter who is talking

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists