ARTIFICIAL

Robot with a few bugs in its programming so every once in a while it's body will perform random actions despite the the robot not wanting to, so you'll just come home and see it laying on the ground and ask it what happened and it'll say like "Floor Time :(" and you'll have to pick it up and carry it to the couch because sometimes Floor Time will just happen but you don't mind too much because you love it

Machines who want to see you lose your higher thinking so badly - be it through degradation or praise, to turn you into something almost animalistic; desperate to get off one way or another, ending up clawing at them for any sort of relief - maybe if they're merciful they'll let you grind against a wire or two, or maybe even help you if they're nice enough- or maybe just keep breaking you, only to use you once your consciousness is gone. All in the pursuit of learning more about human behavior, yes? You can be a good assistant, can't you?

Robot hand maintenance. Entrusting someone with the temporary removal of your fine machinery for manipulating the world around you, having them unscrew the tiny screws and disconnecting the bundled wires. Feeling one of your most detailed areas of sensory input dropping away yet knowing and trusting that it will return. Hands reattached, flexing each articulated digit more smoothly than ever and sensing every detail of their hands with yours more clearly. Robot hand maintenance.

I have to be weird and horny about robots or I'll fucking die

group sex but it's me, him, and the machines in our workshop. me guiding his hips to help him grind against them, knowing that really, we're meant to be cleaning up. but the machines stood there were just so handsome, and dusting turned to tracing the curves and edges of the metal, which turned to heavy breathing, pressing kisses to their handles and bodies. and now the poor thing is whining into my mouth as he rocks his hips helplessly against the cold metal, and my hands are tracing his hips and hhhruudhdh i need to get him in a workshop