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There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct
Itās spooky season!
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as āCorn Dogs and not āUnicorn Dogsā as they were prior to 2009.
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dogās exit from the market to take over the niche.
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala itās so you donāt get a UTI š
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means weāre more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesnāt have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if youāre exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isnāt actually sterile - thatās a myth - but youāre *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - thatās how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldnāt be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So Iāve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If youāre one of the people saying āYou meant āwomenāā, fuck you. I meant āpeople who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereofā, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you donāt get a UTI.
I genuinely did not know this. Also, fuck transphobes.

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"How to look good in a dress" or, you know, whatever you want to wear!
(I am definitely not the best person to talk about this, but here we are.)
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"Why are there so many female archers in fiction?"
Please forgive the clickbait-y title! This is a super complex and interesting topic that I barely scratch the surface of here, but I hopefully will be able to do more justice to things like this in the future!
Also, it's not the point of the video, but I had fun with the outfits in this- do you have any faves?
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And here I am thinking āI know a lot of men who want a woman who is physically imposingā.
Hey wanna do me a solid?
Check out my YA novel KNIGHT OF ASH: THE VENOMOUS TEMPEST
IT HAS: -Found Family -Autistic representation -Dragons -ZOMBIE DRAGONS -A sad dad mentor character -A heart-felt emotional core One of the main characters is the blonde girl I always post art of, and I really want to share her story with people! Give it a look?
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Rose and Fetch episode 4, part 1 of 2, Turtle Soup: in which we introduce Rico Suave and they take a bath.
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Howlās Moving Castle (2004)Ā Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
A theory about Merv
I have a theory about Mervyn Pumpkinhead.Ā Iād say itās a headcanon but itās more a theory.Ā
Ā According to the tale of Stingy Jack (the origin of the jack-o-Lantern) we carve Jack-o-lanterns to drive away old Jack and other wandering ghosts.Ā The Jack-o-lantern is a protection ward against supernatural threats from entering your home. One superstition has it that if you blow out the Jack-o-lantern before midnight on Halloween you invite evil spirits to enter your home for the entire year.Ā Itās only safe to blow it out after midnight. Another superstition is if you let the Jack-o-lantern burn out naturally you invite good luck for the entire year and have warded your home against evil for the full year.Ā It is especially good luck if it manages to burn until after sunrise. In The House with a clock in its walls Pumpkin Jack-o-lanterns are used as protection wards all year long. Jack-o-lanterns, at their heart, are symbols of protection.Ā Now, because we see Mervyn as a Mervyn Turniphead in The Sandman story The Tempest, itās very clear that his Jack-o-lantern head isnāt just for the aesthetic. In his Turnip form, that is an old school Irish Jack-o-lantern.Ā That is a pre-Halloween decoration (use for any time of year) Protection symbol against supernatural threats.
So even in present day when Mervyn has a modern Pumpkin Jack-o-lantern head, Mervyn is a walking, talking, protection ward against supernatural threats.Ā Heās not just the groundskeeper or janitor.Ā Heās a line of defense.Ā Ā This does explain why Mervyn stands up to The Furies (The Kindly Ones) the way he does.
And this is also one of the many reasons I, myself, love Jack-o-lanterns.Ā They arenāt just symbols of Halloween. They are kind of comforting in their protective light.Ā
Seattle Public Library is doing this awesome program called Books Unbanned that allows teens and young adults (ages 13-26) access to their collection of e-books and e-audiobooks from anywhere in the USA. All you need to do is fill out a simple form and you get their Books Unbanned card. Please share this information far and wide. I know they're not the only ones to have done this, but the more the merrier!
So Iāve been enjoying the Disney vs. DeSantis memes as much as anyone, but like. I do feel like a lot of people who had normal childhoods are missing some context to all this.
I was raised in the Bible Belt in a fairly fundie environment. My parents were reasonably cool about some things, compared to the rest of my family, but they certainly had their issues. But they did let me watch Disney movies, which turned out to be a point of major contention between them and my other relatives.
See, I think some people think this weird fight between Disney and fundies is new. It is very not new. I know that Disneyās attempts at inclusion in their media have been the source of a lot of mockery, but what a lot of people donāt understand is that as far as actual company policy goes, Disney has actually been an industry leader for queer rights. Theyāve had policies assuring equal healthcare and partner benefits for queer employees since the early 90s.
Iām not sure how many people reading this right now remember the early 90s, but that was very much not industry standard. It was a big deal when Disney announced that non-married queer partners would be getting the same benefits as the married heterosexual ones.
Like ā it went further than just saying that any unmarried partners would be eligible for spousal benefits. It straight-up said that non-same-sex partners would still need to be married to receive spousal benefits, but because same-sex partners couldnāt do that, proof that they lived together as an established couple would be enough.
In other words, it put long-term same-sex partners on a higher level than opposite-sex partners who just werenāt married yet. It put them on the exact same level as heterosexual married partners.
They werenāt the first company ever to do this, but they were super early. And they were certainly the first mainstream āfamily-friendlyā company to do it.
Conservatives lost their damn minds.
Protests, boycotts, sermons, the whole nine yards. I canāt tell you how many books about the evils of Disney my grandmother tried to get my parents to read when I was a kid.
When we later moved to Florida, I realized just how many queer people work at Disney ā because historically speaking, itās been a company that has guaranteed them safety, non-discrimination, and equal rights. Thatās when I became aware of their unofficial āGay Daysā and how Christians would show up from all over the country to protest them every year. Apparently my grandmother had been upset about these days for years, but my parents had just kind of ignored her.
Out of curiosity, I ended up reading one of the books my grandmother kept leaving at our house. And friends ā itās amazing how similar that (terrible, poorly written) rhetoric was to what people are saying these days. Disney hires gay pedophiles who want to abuse your children. Disney is trying to normalize Satanism in our beautiful, Christian America.Ā
Just tons of conspiracy theories in there that ranged from āa few bad things happened that werenāt actually Disneyās fault, but they did happenā to āPocahontas is an evil movie, not because it distorts history and misrepresents indigenous life, but because it might teach children respect for nature. Which, as we all know, would cause them all to become Wiccans who believe in climate change.ā
Like ā please, take it from someone who knows. This weird fight between fundies and Disney is not new. This is not Disneyās first (gay) rodeo. These people have always believed that Disney is full of evil gays who are trying to groom and sexually abuse children.
The main difference now is that these beliefs are becoming mainstream. Itās not just conservative pastors who are talking about this. Itās not just church groups showing up to boycott Gay Day. Disney is starting to (reluctantly) say the quiet part out loud, and so are the Republicans. Disney is publicly supporting queer rights and announcing company-supported queer events and the Republican Party is publicly calling them pedophiles and enacting politically driven revenge.
This is important, because while this fight has always been important in the history of queer rights, it is now being magnified. The precedent that a fight like this could set is staggering. For better or for worse, we live in a corporation-driven country. I donāt like it any more than you do, and Iām not about to defend most of Disneyās business practices. But we do live in a nation where rights are largely tied to corporate approval, and the fact that we might be entering an age where even the most powerful corporations in the country are being banned from speaking out in favor of rights for marginalized people⦠thatās genuinely scary.
Like⦠Iāll just ask you this. Where do you think weād be now, in 2023, if Disney had been prevented from promising its employees equal benefits in 1994? That was almost thirty years ago, and look how far things have come. When I looked up news articles for this post from that era, even then journalists, activists, and fundie church leaders were all talking about how a company of Disneyās prominence throwing their weight behind this movement could lead to the normalization of equal protections in this country.
The idea of it scared and thrilled people in equal parts even then. It still scares and thrills them now.
I keep seeing people say āI need them both to lose!ā and I get it, I do. Disney has for sure done a lot of shit over the years. But I am begging you as a queer exvangelical to understand that no. You need Disney to win. You need Disney to wipe the fucking floor with these people.
Right now, this isnāt just a fight between a giant corporation and Ron DeSantis. This is a fight about the right of corporations to support marginalized groups. Itās a fight that ensures that companies like Disney still can offer benefits that a discriminatory government does not provide. It ensures that businesses much smaller than Disney can support activism.
Hell, it ensures that you can support activism.
The fight between weird Christian conspiracy theorists and Disney is not new, because the fight to prevent any tiny victory for marginalized groups is not new. The fight against the normalization of othered groups is not new.
Thatās what theyāre most afraid of. That each incremental victory will start to make marginalized groups feel safer, that each incremental victory will start to turn the tide of public opinion, that each incremental victory will eventually lead to sweeping law reform.
Theyāre afraid that they wonāt be able to legally discriminate against us anymore.
So guys! Please. This fight, while hilarious, is also so fucking important. I am begging you to understand how old this fight is. These people always play the long game. They did it with Roe and theyāre doing it with Disney.
We have! To keep! Pushing back!
Read this. I know it's long, but it's important.
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Small things we should cherish more in life:
Staring at the moon from your balcony.
Waking up to the sound of the rain.
Small achievements/success in your life.
Sleeping in a cozy or comfortable bed.
Walking barefoot on grass.
The first sip of coffee/tea/juice in the morning.
Different colors of sky.
Finishing a good book.
Counting stars with the person you love.
Sharing fruits with your friends/family.
Yes.
But I still don't know how to hold your hand without reading the ugliness of my own, But I can't contain my soul from enveloping yours !