A Mess

“I could look it up but it’s more fun asking friends” gang

“there’s probably an objective answer for this but let’s see if someone has a rant locked and loaded” group chat

toddlers with glasses make me want to cry like you are so small and you can't even see properly. you are so small and your glasses are so big. don't even get me started on when the glasses are the kind that go around the head so they won't fall off or when they make their eyes look bigger. literally cryung just thinking about it

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

i have to be the most fuckable person at the vaccine center

what about when you attacked corduroy my friend corduroy

who’s corduroy

for a moment I thought this was a tumblr login screen

the older i get the more i understand and relate to psyduck... he just wants to be loved and appreciated but he has so much anxiety and also a headache