disc eater

john flansburgh barely keeping up a moral celebrity public front is so funny. someone's like "aw I wish I could go to a show but they're 21+ :(" and he goes "fake ID", someone asks if their music is available for download and he's like "they might be giants torrent...." you can't say these things. it's hilarious

You can honestly skip most of the early chapters and go straight to the e-mails

personally i'm a big fan of the one with the weird not-quite-human characters. y'know, the one where the main guy has a big, simple emblem on his shirt? no, no, the other one, where everyone has weird speech patterns and uses words that are either obtuse or not quite words to begin with. no, not THAT one, th--

when i made that last post it was like “wow 5 tweets” are there achievementds here

yeah we dont know why

BAD gravy

geewillikers

you’re all mentally illikers

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing