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*cough* *splutter* my otp

Bokuto has absolutely no filter. Kuroo could be making dinner and Bokuto will just waltz in saying ‘hey can I suck your dick tonight’

Kuroo is often completely taken aback with the change of character that Bokuto can have in the bedroom and the way he goes from so loud and boisterous to being quiet, calm, relaxed and lying in a tired and adorable heap, it’s just insanely cute.

Bokuto has a pretty primitive understanding of most concepts so sometimes Kuroo will have to explain what a kink is but Kuroo is terrible at explaining without getting flustered and it just makes things awkward. All he wants is some edging.

Kuroo blows Bokuto when Bokuto is sad

Kuroo is really, really good at giving head which is probably why it helps Bokuto when he’s sad

Kuroo is mad that Bokuto can deepthroat and he can’t. Especially because Kuroo’s dick is bigger than Bokuto so it’s an even bigger insult.

Bokuto’s ass is a literal 10/10 and Kuroo constantly bounces between complaining that it’s unfair and being grateful that it is available for his pleasure

Kuroo and Bokuto will sometimes manage to completely ruin the moment when they’re close by arguing about where they want to finish

Bokuto likes creampies and Kuroo likes finishing on Bokuto’s stomach or back, position dependent

Kuroo is poly as fuck and Bokuto is indifferent to it but Bokuto still finds himself constantly afraid of Kuroo thinking he’s trying to cheat on him if he ever calls another guy hot or gets close to another guy that he thinks Kuroo might like and it’s incredibly awkward for Kuroo constantly trying to explain that it doesn’t matter how many dicks are inside him as long as everyone is consenting and all are in love with each other

This is a conflict that needs absolutely no resolution though because Bokuto doesn’t do casual sex with strangers even before he started going out with Kuroo, let alone if they tried hooking up with a third and potentially seeing if it goes somewhere poly-relationship wise

Bokuto purrs like a motherfucker when Kuroo gives him a prostate massage

See, normally I would include Kageyama in the pretty setters, but I literally just did a post of Kageyama headcanons, so lets do the rest to save me repeating myself.

Oikawa

Oikawa’s favourite position is having his girlfriend ride him cowboy. He loves seeing the sight of you sinking down on to his cock, riding up and down slowly at first, seeing the sight of his cock coming out slick and easing you back down on it before picking up the pace and having you see stars.

Sometimes he doens’t realise it but Oikawa can unwittingly act like a massive fuckboy while thinking he’s being lighthearted. What may seem like a funny joke about sucking his dick is actually pretty groan worthy. It’s ok though because it’s clear that Oikawa doesn’t mean any ill intent.

Akaashi

Slow and sensual. Akaashi isn’t one to rush in to things, and you got self confidence issues, he’s sure gonna be quick to dispel them.

Sometimes Akaashi can get a little too fast and rough without provocation when he gets really in to it. Depending on your mood, it can be a welcome bonus, or he needs to be told to tone it down a little.

Sugawara

Leaves a ton of marks on your skin. Usually playfully in places that nobody would ever see but you or him, just as a little reminder of what he can do.

Sometimes Sugawara can be too passive, making it really easy to just snap in the moment and order him around, making him be more rough and assertive. He’ll gladly oblige, and boy would it feel good.

Kenma

Usually, Kenma is passive and there’s a lot of having Kenma be on top, but having absolutely none of the control, and not needing to do anything as his girlfriend rides him to their own satisfaction

Kenma taking charge is such a change of welcome change of pace that it takes a lot of goading and teasing to try and rile him in to doing it. Kenma is perceptive enough to see past it, but still oblige because it’s clear what his s/o wants.

Atsumu

Loves to fuck you from behind. He can be rough in the process and pretty reckless. It’s so heavenly though.

Is particularly partial to fingering. Atsumu loves getting his girlfriend wet, teasing her with his fingers and seeing them come out with a thin trail between his fingers

Semi

Eats out like a fucking champ. 

But on the flipside isn’t necessarily the best in bed aside from that, and it can be a lot more fun to ride him instead of the other way round.

Shirabu

Has a minor cum kink and is totally cool with running your fingers through a puddle on his stomach and having him lick it off after getting him off.

You want more? We got more. We got aaaall the kags.

Kageyama when on his own has pretty excessive stamina. Almost to the point of frustration. He can sit down and jack off for a long time without any end product.

This is a total contrast to the fact that if he’s with somebody, he can be super prone to getting caught up in the moment and barely even lasting long at all.

His main solution when he’s by himself is to set aside a time and a place he can afford some privacy and have no risk of getting caught, playing with his ass while he gets off that extra bit of stimulation.

Kageyama isn’t really the loudest person in the world, so when somebody is doing a good enough job to make Kageyama actually be somewhat vocal, it’s a seriously pleasant bonus for everyone involved

Kageyama is the kind of person who will outright refuse to ever do it without condoms. Every single time. Without fail.

Being assertive with Kageyama is easy and welcomed. He’s not really the type to be particularly forward and controlling in the bedroom, and despite the fact he isn’t that easily flustered, he’s still very, very easy to make submit.

Oh boy do I love masochistic Hinata 👀

Hinata totally being the kind of guy to have his boyfriend just soak his hand in lube and just keep stroking Hinata’s cock and letting go constantly before he can get off, keeping up for as long as Hinata is able to last before even the slightest touch brings him to his edge

But he wouldn’t care at all if Hinata couldn’t stop himself because he’d been teased so much. That’s just more ground to punish Hinata for cumming without permission. And he’d just keep going and overstimulating Hinata until he can’t even stand anymore

Hinata intentionally misbehaving when his boyfriend orders him around so that he could be put in his place and punished. Hinata isn’t a massive fan of spanking, but mostly because it isn’t enough. The tiger stripes he gets from a good caning are much more fun.

Hinata being put in a spreader bar with handcuffs and ankle cuffs, on his knees, legs spread apart, and his wrists tied right next to his ankles, face buried in the sheets and unable to do a thing. It’s his favourite position. His hole is offered up for anything his boyfriend may please

But teasing Hinata is often more fun than just fucking him. Leaving him tied, ass up thanks to his spreader bar, it’s far more enjoyable to just slide his fingers inside of Hinata and give him a prostate massage, never touching his cock and just leaving him rooted to the spot, desperate, and only being able to get off from a prosate orgasm, maybe multiple if his boyfriend is feeling particularly cruel.

Sugawara

SFW - You just know that Sugawara is the kind of person who AS SOON as they find out, whether it’s before or after you’re dating, that you’re trans, he’d be spending ages and ages trying to be better informed about it to the point where he probably knows more about things like good binders or trans-safe spaces than you do

NSFW -  Totally down for pegging. Sugawara has absolutely zero issue with letting his boyfriend fuck him. If anything, he encourages it.

Oikawa

SFW - Would totally use his reputation in school to effectively destroy anyone who would dare try to call names or misgender his boyfriend.

NSFW - Has a big squirting kink and is super super happy to finger his boyfriend or use a toy to hit his gspot and play with their clit with the other hand until he’s squirming and moaning in delight.

Bokuto

SFW - Loves clothes shopping. You need new clothes? Bokuto will go out and basically tell you that even the ugliest things look great on you. He may not be any actual help at picking out something nice, but he’ll definitely make you feel like a king in the process.

NSFW - Is so appreciative his boyfriends form and figure that he is basically like a slave to them if they ever want him to eat them out. As soon as they ask, he’s on his knees.

Tsukishima

SFW - As quiet and brooding as he often comes across, he has a huge soft side and is surprisingly understanding and perceiving of any issues or troubles they may have, and is incredibly supportive because of it.

See, normally I would include Kageyama in the pretty setters, but I literally just did a post of Kageyama headcanons, so lets do the rest to save me repeating myself.

Oikawa

Oikawa’s favourite position is having his girlfriend ride him cowboy. He loves seeing the sight of you sinking down on to his cock, riding up and down slowly at first, seeing the sight of his cock coming out slick and easing you back down on it before picking up the pace and having you see stars.

Sometimes he doens’t realise it but Oikawa can unwittingly act like a massive fuckboy while thinking he’s being lighthearted. What may seem like a funny joke about sucking his dick is actually pretty groan worthy. It’s ok though because it’s clear that Oikawa doesn’t mean any ill intent.

Akaashi

Slow and sensual. Akaashi isn’t one to rush in to things, and you got self confidence issues, he’s sure gonna be quick to dispel them.

Sometimes Akaashi can get a little too fast and rough without provocation when he gets really in to it. Depending on your mood, it can be a welcome bonus, or he needs to be told to tone it down a little.

Sugawara

Leaves a ton of marks on your skin. Usually playfully in places that nobody would ever see but you or him, just as a little reminder of what he can do.

Sometimes Sugawara can be too passive, making it really easy to just snap in the moment and order him around, making him be more rough and assertive. He’ll gladly oblige, and boy would it feel good.

Kenma

Usually, Kenma is passive and there’s a lot of having Kenma be on top, but having absolutely none of the control, and not needing to do anything as his girlfriend rides him to their own satisfaction

Kenma taking charge is such a change of welcome change of pace that it takes a lot of goading and teasing to try and rile him in to doing it. Kenma is perceptive enough to see past it, but still oblige because it’s clear what his s/o wants.

Atsumu

Loves to fuck you from behind. He can be rough in the process and pretty reckless. It’s so heavenly though.

Is particularly partial to fingering. Atsumu loves getting his girlfriend wet, teasing her with his fingers and seeing them come out with a thin trail between his fingers

Semi

Eats out like a fucking champ. 

But on the flipside isn’t necessarily the best in bed aside from that, and it can be a lot more fun to ride him instead of the other way round.

Shirabu

Has a minor cum kink and is totally cool with running your fingers through a puddle on his stomach and having him lick it off after getting him off.