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Why did he name his son that

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew

also, muffin fucker is a place now?

There’s no “W” in “muffin fucker”

has anyone ever told you guys how gifted you are? youre smarter than everyone else

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

hey guys idk if you’ve heard but i was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car he’s got a one hand feel on the steeering wheel the other on my heart i look around turn the radio down he says baby is something wrong i say nothing i was just thinking how we don’t have a song and he says our song is a slamming screen doors sneaking out late tapping on your window when we’re on the phone and you talk real slow cause it’s late and your mama don’t know our song is the way you laugh the first date man i didn’t kiss her and i should have and when i got home before i said amen asking god if he could play it again i was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day had gone all wrong had been trampled on and lost and thrown away got to the hallway well on my way to my lovin bed i almost didn’t notice all the roses and the note that said our song is a slamming screen doors sneaking out late tapping on your window when we’re on the phone and you talk real slow cause it’s late and your mama don’t know our song is the way you laugh the first date man i didn’t kiss her and i should have and when i got home before i said amen asking god if he could play it again i’ve heard every album listened to the radio waiting for something to come along that was as good as our song cause our song is a slamming screen doors sneaking out late tapping on his window when we’re on the phone and you talk real slow cause it’s late and his mama don’t know our song is the way you laugh the first date man i didn’t kiss her and i should have and when i got home before i said amen asking god if he could play it again i was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car i grabbed a pen and an old napkin and i wrote down our song