Aurora - OWNED

I mean come on.. I literally had to use speech to text just to write the word derogatory on this post, because I was spelling it sooo incorrectly that auto correct couldn’t even figure it out! 

women shouldn’t vote

women shouldn’t have any rights

women are born to serve men

rape isn’t real

men have it way harder than women

women’s opinions, thoughts and feelings don’t matter

all women, no matter how hard they deny it, deep down know their purpose is to serve men and be sex dolls

feminism brainwashes women into thinking they’re human beings and somehow equal to men

women need men to make their decisions for them

it’s not natural for a women to be a leader

women are naturally weak and have zero smarts

women let emotions get in the way of everything and they’re intolerable to be around unless they understand their purpose

women should be seen and not heard

women are born to be slaves

But when you actually think about it for just a moment, you realize that mansplaining is a very logical course of action! I mean.. girls are constantly seeking guidance and we tend to not know how things work, or what’s going on!

Why wouldn’t a man assume you’re too stupid to understand something he’s just mentioned? Us girls have consistently proven how much we need men’s help, and how much smarter they are than us! The only logical assumption is that we don’t understand much of anything!

So stop believing the lie that mansplaining is misogynistic. Mansplaining is a generous favor if anything! He didn’t have to take the time to pause and make sure you fully understand, but he did anyways because he’s so nice!

Take my phone- text people, pretending to be me.

Cancel plans because you don’t want me going out

Tell me I need to stay home because it would make you happy. Don’t let me wear clothes. Leave the house because you have plans but make me stay home, alone.

Or tell me I can still go out and see my friends. Make me thank you for allowing me that option. Tell me, two minutes before I walk out the door, that you wanted to help me with my makeup. Coat my face in your cum. Spread it into my hair.

Tell me it’s up to me- I can still go out, but I can’t clean up. Make ME make the decision to call and cancel. I’ll have to be the one to come up with a story.

Eventually my friends aren’t going to want to invite me anymore.

Make my life revolve around you. Your wants. Your needs.