I wish I looked like a famous male celeb so could do easy boy drag

I had a dream the US government combined all the fnaf animatronics into a human shaped flesh puppet so it could play in the FIFA World Cup just for us to still lose.

I love ikea most of it is hideous and overpriced but the nice and reasonably priced stuff is cool

My tummy hurts #futurecolonoscopypatient

From eBay warrior to Facebook marketplace addict #growth

Facebook marketplace is great I get to see the inside of people’s homes

Male centered friend I cut off years ago for trying to pimp me out on tinder now has a maga bf 🥸

I dog on Tex-Mex a lot but if you hand me a plate I’d eat it

Todd Howard when I get my hands on you you wretched bitch

I wanna go thrift so bad but I just spent a bunch of money on eBay 🥀

I wanna girlfriend how do I do that 🤔

A couple tiktoks makes me wanna watch supernatural more than years of tumblr ever has

Manifesting an art deco waterfall vanity into my possession

A lot more gay slurs in Spanish

Pho restaurants never serve a regular amount of pho the smallest option is always at least 3 servings of soup so I gotta ask for a to-go container and spend 5 minutes trying to get the soup in there without spilling it

These new trendy websites like vinted or depop will never compare to my beloved eBay

HEB knows their target audience are Mexicans and people who larp being country