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The version of you right now is deserving of love. Not you two years ago when you had more of your shit together, or the five years later version where youâll surely be thriving. The version of you right now. The one that might just be okay, or is really struggling, or is bored and unproductive. That version deserves love. Having trouble accepting this is fine, but actively denying it is not. Your value is intrinsic, and finding confidence in that is mandatory.
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I literally hate them all so much, I donât think anyone understands. Selfish, ungrateful, lying bunch of snakes.
I want absolutely nothing to do with them after tomorrow. Iâm done. Iâm literally so done. They can all go fuck themselves and stay the fuck out of my life.
Why are all in-laws the same? -.-
I deserve more. I deserve so so much more. I do so much and get so little back. Surely I deserve someone who wants to see me and talk to me as much as I do them. Someone whoâll make even more effort when weâre apart and not fuck off with other girls instead. Why do I have to settle for this second best bullshit.
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I miss an arsehole who doesnât even miss me back. Because he replaces me with friends. As long as he gets attention from somewhere, it doesnât matter who it is.
Fuck
Less than a month left to go and heâs NOWHERE NEAR ready. The one month heâs not supposed to be seeing me, seeing any girls really and he fucks off out with another girl? And Iâm supposed to be okay with that? Heâs pretty fucking stupid. How is any relationship supposed to last when boys are that fucking stupid.
I hate to admit it, but this whole thing is going to be a shambles.
Accept that youâll sometimes be the bad guy in someone elseâs story. Grow from it, forgive yourself, and move on.
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french recipes: if youâre not making this in paris then whatâs the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.Â
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay thatâs it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isnât quite right. I donât know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countriesâ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so glÂ
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.Â
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sisterâs third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
âyou donât need to be stressed!â okay but consider this: I am
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
Bug-free⢠season is over and I am Afraid
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I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, itâs spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I donât speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because sheâs perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldnât say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when sheâs not around.
A little louder
I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, ITâS SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.Â
I DONâT SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHEâS PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDNâT SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.Â
I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHEâS NOT AROUND.Â
(is that loud enough?)Â
Yes. Thank you.
I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
the window
what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
That response is fucking Shakespearean.
