Typical Horoscope Blog

Aries- gift card

Taurus- chapstick

Gemini- socks

Cancer- toothbrush

Leo- portable charger

Virgo- gum

Libra- nail polish

Scorpio- underwear

Sagittarius- pencils

Capricorn- deodorant

Aquarius- candy canes

Aries- phantom of the opera

Taurus- chicago

Gemini- the book of mormon

Cancer- cats

Leo- hamilton

Virgo- les miserables

Libra- grease

Scorpio- wicked

Sagittarius- the lion king

Capricorn- annie

Aquarius- hairspray

Aries- will get in a fight over the thing they want

Taurus- is very patient and okay with standing in line

Gemini- attempts to barter the prices down

Cancer- has all of the coupons

Leo- just at the mall for a good time with friends

Virgo- knows exactly what they want and gets it done quickly

Libra- has to hit every single store

Scorpio- stays out from 7pm on thursday till noon on friday

Sagittarius- goes a little overboard and buys anything on sale

Capricorn- wants to be asleep but their friends made them come

Aquarius- decides to sleep and eat leftovers instead

Aries- cranberry sauce

Taurus- dinner rolls

Gemini- stuffing

Cancer- pumpkin pie

Leo- turkey

Virgo- creamed corn

Libra- gravy

Scorpio- ham

Sagittarius- sweet potato casserole

Capricorn- green beans

Aquarius- mashed potatoes

Aries- The Note-Passer

Taurus- The Snack Eater

Gemini- The Story Teller

Cancer- The “Always on their Phone” Kid

Leo- The Class President

Virgo- The Living Calculator

Libra- The Hot Dumb One

Scorpio- The Tardy Kid

Sagittarius- The Basket-Case

Capricorn- The Sleep Deprived

Aquarius- The Coffee Addict

Aries- aromatherapy

Taurus- sea mud wrap

Gemini- head massage

Cancer- deep cleansing facial

Leo- reflexology

Virgo- warm stone facial

Libra-couples massage

Scorpio- sea salt body scrub

Sagittarius- mani pedi

Capricorn- deep tissue massage

Aquarius- four hands massage

Aries- sunshine yellow (or anything bright)

Taurus- nude and mauve tones

Gemini- always something different

Cancer- black

Leo- holo

Virgo- french tips

Libra- purple

Scorpio- blood red

Sagittarius- white or other super pale colors

Capricorn- silver

Aquarius- patterns

Aries- Take5

Taurus- KitKat

Gemini- Hershey’s

Cancer- Milky Way

Leo- Snickers

Virgo- Twix

Libra- Almond Joy

Scorpio- Watchamacallit

Sagittarius- Heath

Capricorn- 3 Musketeers

Aquarius- Reese’s

Aries- only posts a picture if they have a quality caption

Taurus- every post is a selfie with an inspirational quote

Gemini- is always looking through their explore page memes

Cancer- obsessed with artsy coffee shop photos

Leo- posts squad pics with inside jokes as the captions

Virgo- hasn’t posted a picture in months

Libra- uses a ton of hashtags in their captions

Scorpio- posts selfies of them with their significant other

Sagittarius- posts a ton on their finsta, but never on their rinsta

Capricorn- posts quality pictures from their friend photo shoots

Aquarius- makes their life seem absolutely perfect

Aries- Cars

Taurus- Up

Gemini- Ratatouille

Cancer- Inside Out

Leo- Finding Nemo

Virgo- WALL-E

Libra- The Good Dinosaur

Scorpio- The Incredibles

Sagittarius- Monster’s Inc

Capricorn- Coco

Aquarius- A Bug’s Life

Aries- doesn’t shut up about how amazing their summer was

Taurus- goes straight to their favorite teacher’s room to chat

Gemini- everything they’re wearing (including undergarments) is new

Cancer- tries to be like danny and sandy, talking about their summer fling

Leo- says hi to everyone because they quote “haven’t seen them all summer”

Virgo- is already freaking out about the amount of homework they’ll have this year

Libra- shows up super early because they’re excited for the coming year

Scorpio- everyone stares at them because they had a huge glow up over the summer

Sagittarius- latches onto the new kid to be their best friend

Capricorn- hangs out with their friends all day like summer never even happened

Aquarius- is tardy to class because they already slept in too late

Aries- hot cocoa

Taurus- any caffeinated soda

Gemini- caprisun

Cancer- black coffee

Leo- anything alcoholic

Virgo- milk

Libra- juice

Scorpio- energy drink

Sagittarius- la croix

Capricorn- ice water

Aquarius- gatorade

Aries- awkward silences

Taurus- their future

Gemini- getting pit stains

Cancer- being bored

Leo- having too many commitments

Virgo- getting sick

Libra- picking their outfit in the morning

Scorpio- their friends finding different friends

Sagittarius- a test coming up

Capricorn- losing someone they love

Aquarius- lying to people

Aries- cheesecake

Taurus- vanilla

Gemini- german chocolate

Cancer- angel food

Leo- funfetti

Virgo- ice cream cake

Libra- strawberry shortcake

Scorpio- carrot

Sagittarius- pineapple upside down

Capricorn- chocolate

Aquarius- pink champagne

Aries- Potterheads (Harry Potter)

Taurus- Trekkies (Star Trek)

Gemini- Whovians (Doctor Who)

Cancer- Nerdfighters (John and Hank Green)

Leo- Hunters (Supernatural)

Virgo- Thronies (Game of Thrones)

Libra- Directioners (One Direction)

Scorpio- Deadheads (The Walking Dead)

Sagittarius- Sherlockians (Sherlock Holmes)

Capricorn- Marvelites (Marvel Comics)

Aquarius- Ringers (Lord of the Rings)

Aries- Persephone, goddess of spring

Taurus- Demeter, goddess of agriculture

Gemini- Bia, goddess of force and raw energy

Cancer- Selene, goddess of the moon

Leo- Artemis, goddess of the hunt

Virgo- Athena, goddess of wisdom and poetry

Libra- Hestia, goddess of the hearth and family

Scorpio- Nike, goddess of victory

Sagittarius- Aphrodite, goddess of love

Capricorn- Hera, goddess of women

Aquarius- Circe, goddess of magic

Aries- Ares, god of war

Taurus- Plutus, god of wealth

Gemini- Apollo, god of music and the sun

Cancer- Eros, god of attraction and procreation

Leo- Zeus, god of the sky and king of gods

Virgo- Hephaestus, god of fire and sculpture

Libra- Pan, god of nature and the wild

Scorpio- Hades, god of dead and riches

Sagittarius- Hypnos, god of sleep

Capricorn- Hermes, god of thieves and travel

Aquarius- Poseidon, god of the sea and storms